Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
Thank you, thank you, Thank you, thank you, Thank you!
Indeed I do!
As long as there are no potato peelers & eyes, it's OK by me.
Silly me, you were talking about a butt massage!
We can just pass him around like a bag of Fritos.
Yeah,
YOU would focus on the butt. ;)
No, thank you. Couple of more hours and it will be Happy Hour(s)! WOO HOO!!!
He better take his vitamins, cause I will were him out!!
Ahhh, now that's sweet (congratulations too).
:)Thanks!
I wish these were brains
Bonus! ;)
Do a 180 that is the most I can tell you before the mods spank me!!
Gee, what gives you that impression of me. I was just givin Biker chick the benefit of the doubt! ;o)
Mall? Not hardly.
I shoot pool. :)
Bring extra. You'll need it.
Uh oh. The cows have come home, and the fat lady is about to sing. Better come up with some new excuses, quick! You can do that while you're coping with the unpleasant result of the cows coming home.
You are about to scare several people out of their socks! It will turn out that they have very ugly feet.
This is a good time to get out there and make a difference! I'm often tempted to do that, but I just can't figure out where "there" is -- every time I get there, it's here. Maybe if I run really fast? Oh well, if you figure it out, be sure to make a difference.
Today you will realize that your biggest problem is indecisiveness. Or possibly procrastination. Tomorrow may be a better day to figure out which.
Today you will be struck by the notion that "Life is like one of those little cars that the Shriners get to drive." You have a mind of great depth and profundity.
Today you shall laugh your bitter laugh. You'll also sneeze your bitter sneeze.
More fun with twine, today. Isn't it great!?
You've been getting tired of the same old "look", day after day. Maybe you should get a tattoo? I'll bet people with tattoos never get tired of 'em!
People around you are starting to look a bit complacent. Good day to adopt a haunted expression and carry a large ball of aluminum foil.
Today you will lose your marbles. Fortunately, someone will find them and return them to you.
Someone nearby will make disgusting slurping sounds in your favorite restaurant. You'll retaliate by glaring pointedly, and by eating your linguini with your fingers. |
Damn..Being a Female is a tough assignment! No wonder men are such freaking babies when they are sick, they have not got a clue what we have to go through!
Let me at him first. You're married, I'm not. I need the practice.
You know me better than that!!
I'm right behind you in line sweetie...
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