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NATIONAL REPEAT DAY NATIONAL REPEAT DAY

Everything that you learn today repeat three times. Studies show that information needs
to be repeated three times for the content to really "sink in". (please read twice more) :)


Aquarius, if you get any extras, I could use a few.


Horrorscope
Friday, June 3, 2005


 

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Bring extra. You'll need it.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Uh oh. The cows have come home, and the fat lady is about to sing. Better come up with some new excuses, quick! You can do that while you're coping with the unpleasant result of the cows coming home.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You are about to scare several people out of their socks! It will turn out that they have very ugly feet.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

This is a good time to get out there and make a difference! I'm often tempted to do that, but I just can't figure out where "there" is -- every time I get there, it's here. Maybe if I run really fast? Oh well, if you figure it out, be sure to make a difference.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Today you will realize that your biggest problem is indecisiveness. Or possibly procrastination. Tomorrow may be a better day to figure out which.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Today you will be struck by the notion that "Life is like one of those little cars that the Shriners get to drive." You have a mind of great depth and profundity.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Today you shall laugh your bitter laugh. You'll also sneeze your bitter sneeze.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

More fun with twine, today. Isn't it great!?

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You've been getting tired of the same old "look", day after day. Maybe you should get a tattoo? I'll bet people with tattoos never get tired of 'em!

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

People around you are starting to look a bit complacent. Good day to adopt a haunted expression and carry a large ball of aluminum foil.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Today you will lose your marbles. Fortunately, someone will find them and return them to you.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Someone nearby will make disgusting slurping sounds in your favorite restaurant. You'll retaliate by glaring pointedly, and by eating your linguini with your fingers.


776 posted on 06/03/2005 1:22:26 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: Lady Jag

Fun with twine? Twine is awfully fun, but I hardly need my horoscope to tell me so!


822 posted on 06/03/2005 1:35:49 PM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
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