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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewies 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Threes cheesy porn stache goes without saying.

7. Jabbas floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: MamaTexan
Yep, that's it MamaT. Can you go to the mall, the curling championships are about to start! ;o)
741
posted on
06/03/2005 1:09:43 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
Look, let me correct this right now. My name is spelt "Luxury-Yacht," but it's pronounced "Throatwarblermangrove."
742
posted on
06/03/2005 1:09:46 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(How do you solve a problem like Petronski?)
To: Auntbee
743
posted on
06/03/2005 1:09:48 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Auntbee
Ditto (plus, Hatachi makes a good shoulder massager too)....
744
posted on
06/03/2005 1:10:01 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Lady Jag
Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
A. Comes in five different flavors.
Funniest thing I've heard all day!!!
745
posted on
06/03/2005 1:10:10 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
Comment #746 Removed by Moderator
To: pissant
Sweet...I can think of more, but I hope you have a high pain threshold. ;)
747
posted on
06/03/2005 1:10:53 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: najida
Hatachi, huh. Must look into that.
748
posted on
06/03/2005 1:12:01 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: El Gran Salseron
It really was a motorcycle...
A big one too.
And dang he was cute! Salt & pepper hair, broad shoulders, looked great in his uniform...yep, I'm flooring it on the way home....
749
posted on
06/03/2005 1:12:09 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"To feel a soothing shoulder massage?"
Little lower, think word of the day!"
*Thag resists the urge to....dive....back into the conversation.....
*Urge powerful...Thag's resistance weak.....
750
posted on
06/03/2005 1:12:14 PM PDT
by
thag
(Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
To: Auntbee
Funniest thing I've heard all day!!!Yes! I'm thrilled to have been able to help.
751
posted on
06/03/2005 1:12:41 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: thag
Hold on, thag.
dig deep, thag.
Thag can do it.............
752
posted on
06/03/2005 1:13:03 PM PDT
by
Skooz
(If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone)
To: thag
753
posted on
06/03/2005 1:13:11 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Lady Jag
You've helped me all day!!!
754
posted on
06/03/2005 1:13:55 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: thag
Oh heck sugar,
dive!
I'm here to catcha!
755
posted on
06/03/2005 1:13:59 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
You don't want any of my homemade leper soup, then.
756
posted on
06/03/2005 1:14:01 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: thag
you see thag, I knew you could dive given the proper motivation!!
757
posted on
06/03/2005 1:14:16 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: najida
Nice. I'm hitting 100% with my all time greatest pick-up line:
"Do you want to get a limeaid from Sonic after band practice?"
Note: only used once and as we're still togehter 14 years later I haven't had a chance to try it again.
758
posted on
06/03/2005 1:14:48 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Newsweak Lied, People Died)
To: MamaTexan
759
posted on
06/03/2005 1:15:08 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; thag
Thag doesn't have a chance with you, me, Najida, and the rest of the FReeper ladies around here. He's gonna need a week to rest.
760
posted on
06/03/2005 1:16:04 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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