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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: MamaTexan

Yep, that's it MamaT. Can you go to the mall, the curling championships are about to start! ;o)


741 posted on 06/03/2005 1:09:43 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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Look, let me correct this right now. My name is spelt "Luxury-Yacht," but it's pronounced "Throatwarblermangrove."


742 posted on 06/03/2005 1:09:46 PM PDT by Petronski (How do you solve a problem like Petronski?)
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To: Auntbee

Any girls best friend!!


743 posted on 06/03/2005 1:09:48 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Auntbee

Ditto (plus, Hatachi makes a good shoulder massager too)....


744 posted on 06/03/2005 1:10:01 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: Lady Jag

Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
A. Comes in five different flavors.




Funniest thing I've heard all day!!!


745 posted on 06/03/2005 1:10:10 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: pissant

Sweet...I can think of more, but I hope you have a high pain threshold. ;)


747 posted on 06/03/2005 1:10:53 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: najida

Hatachi, huh. Must look into that.


748 posted on 06/03/2005 1:12:01 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: El Gran Salseron

It really was a motorcycle...
A big one too.

And dang he was cute! Salt & pepper hair, broad shoulders, looked great in his uniform...yep, I'm flooring it on the way home....


749 posted on 06/03/2005 1:12:09 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

"To feel a soothing shoulder massage?"
Little lower, think word of the day!"

*Thag resists the urge to....dive....back into the conversation.....

*Urge powerful...Thag's resistance weak.....


750 posted on 06/03/2005 1:12:14 PM PDT by thag (Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
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To: Auntbee
Funniest thing I've heard all day!!!

Yes! I'm thrilled to have been able to help.

751 posted on 06/03/2005 1:12:41 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: thag

Hold on, thag.

dig deep, thag.

Thag can do it.............


752 posted on 06/03/2005 1:13:03 PM PDT by Skooz (If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone)
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To: thag

Dive, Thag, dive!!!!


753 posted on 06/03/2005 1:13:11 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: Lady Jag

You've helped me all day!!!


754 posted on 06/03/2005 1:13:55 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: thag

Oh heck sugar,
dive!

I'm here to catcha!


755 posted on 06/03/2005 1:13:59 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

You don't want any of my homemade leper soup, then.


756 posted on 06/03/2005 1:14:01 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: thag
you see thag, I knew you could dive given the proper motivation!!
757 posted on 06/03/2005 1:14:16 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: najida
Nice. I'm hitting 100% with my all time greatest pick-up line:

"Do you want to get a limeaid from Sonic after band practice?"

Note: only used once and as we're still togehter 14 years later I haven't had a chance to try it again.
758 posted on 06/03/2005 1:14:48 PM PDT by BJClinton (Newsweak Lied, People Died)
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To: MamaTexan

Nah, the race.


759 posted on 06/03/2005 1:15:08 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; thag

Thag doesn't have a chance with you, me, Najida, and the rest of the FReeper ladies around here. He's gonna need a week to rest.


760 posted on 06/03/2005 1:16:04 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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