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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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Comment #721 Removed by Moderator
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
That's the way we like it! ;o)
722
posted on
06/03/2005 12:52:46 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: EX52D
OUCH. Overuse, I assume! ;o)
723
posted on
06/03/2005 12:53:11 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: beyond the sea
A fire watcher is a forrester who cares for an assigned area of forest and a main duty during dry season is to climb the fire tower and keep his eye peeled for smoke.
724
posted on
06/03/2005 12:58:11 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: pissant
Good thing I wasn't born with one, I don't think I would leave the house. ;)
725
posted on
06/03/2005 12:58:11 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: EX52D
Why do ya think we send you gals out to do the shopping! ;o)
726
posted on
06/03/2005 1:00:16 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: pissant
Why do you think we have massaging shower heads!
727
posted on
06/03/2005 1:01:15 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Yeah, those Herbal Essence commercials were all just a cover!
728
posted on
06/03/2005 1:02:42 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: beyond the sea
....... the real 'Deep Throat'....I'm not telling!
729
posted on
06/03/2005 1:03:04 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: raivyn
"Yeah, those Herbal Essence commercials were all just a cover!"It ain't the shampoo making us scream!!
730
posted on
06/03/2005 1:03:34 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: pissant
Yes, we are good for a couple things (maybe 3)...
731
posted on
06/03/2005 1:03:57 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: pissant
Why do ya think we send you gals out to do the shopping! So you can watch the game in peace?
:)
732
posted on
06/03/2005 1:05:31 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(The foundation of a *Republic* -- Man owes obedience to his Creator...NOT his creation!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The one's with 10 different settings are the best!
To: Lady Jag
OK, it takes a lot to give me the willies. I had a guys arm in my playmate cooler and scraped the remains of a guys face out of a stokes litter after we transferred the bodily remains to the coroners gurney, but THAT IS SICK!
734
posted on
06/03/2005 1:06:39 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: motormouth
Oh yeah!! The more settings the better.
735
posted on
06/03/2005 1:06:46 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: najida
"showing me his Harley behind the police station at midnight."Harley?
I'm confused.
I thought it was "trout."
736
posted on
06/03/2005 1:06:52 PM PDT
by
El Gran Salseron
( The comments of this poster are meant for self-amusement only! Read at your own risk! :-))
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
To feel a soothing shoulder massage?
737
posted on
06/03/2005 1:07:27 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I love my shower head!!! Single girl's best friend.
738
posted on
06/03/2005 1:07:39 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: EX52D
739
posted on
06/03/2005 1:08:25 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: pissant
"To feel a soothing shoulder massage?"Little lower, think word of the day!
740
posted on
06/03/2005 1:08:38 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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