*Snort!* Yeah, right buddy, you keep your little illusion...
The mechanic raised up from under my hood
He shook his head and said, 'This ain't good
Your timing belt's done, shrunk one size too small
Those spark plug wires are a little too long
And your main prodsponder's nearly gone
Your injector ports are stripped and that ain't all.'
'The torque converter's runnin' low on torque
And that water pump's nearly down a quart
But we caught it all in time so you're in luck'
He said, 'I've got the time and I've got the parts
Just give me the word and I'm ready to start
I think we can bring her in for eight hundred bucks.'
But don't be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny
It won't take too long, it'll just take money.....
How was your headlight fluid? Did they forget to check that?