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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: pissant
You gals can pass me around all right, but you'll get more than a quick dip! ;o)You mean you are a slow dip?
I have met some of those before, but I don't think they knew they were slow.
841
posted on
06/03/2005 1:41:22 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: pissant
but you'll get more than a quick dip Don't let your elephant mouth overload your parakeet arse!
(:-P)
842
posted on
06/03/2005 1:41:46 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity* ..... nor am I a 'person' as defined and/or created by law!)
To: MadIvan
Ivan, This is better than all the Star Wars and Star Trek movies
843
posted on
06/03/2005 1:41:51 PM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Lady Jag
Absolutely!!! And you know what they say about Scorpios ;-) (have I mentioned my appreciation of your earlier pics?)
844
posted on
06/03/2005 1:42:45 PM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"Try getting drunk, dirty and sore, all at once."
JRBC You are my idol !!
To: najida
LOL, my BIL called me last night to re-do his roof. I told him I need 4 willing & able laborers, all the materials and beer. No one drinks before noon, though. (OH, BTW, we start 1/2 hour before first light.)
I want to get paid $100 in fireworks, beer & icecream.
846
posted on
06/03/2005 1:43:28 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: raivyn
Wrong. I joined the Dark Side long ago - click here:
Regards, Ivan
847
posted on
06/03/2005 1:43:52 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
(You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I laughed so loud everyone knows I am crazy!!! ROFL!
Yeah...but FReepers knew it already!
:)
848
posted on
06/03/2005 1:44:00 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity* ..... nor am I a 'person' as defined and/or created by law!)
To: MadIvan
849
posted on
06/03/2005 1:44:45 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: motormouth
850
posted on
06/03/2005 1:45:09 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: MamaTexan
I had 'em fooled at work.
851
posted on
06/03/2005 1:45:54 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: raivyn; MamaTexan
I'm sure Mamatexan agrees! LOL
852
posted on
06/03/2005 1:46:01 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I say it as I see it.
And that's why we love you.
853
posted on
06/03/2005 1:46:14 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: EX52D
I'm having circulation problems!
854
posted on
06/03/2005 1:46:34 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
Comment #855 Removed by Moderator
To: Fierce Allegiance
Yer my kinda handyman!!
I've got a b'zillion things to do, but baseboards are goin' in on Monday so I'VE GOT to finish the tiling.
Don't wanna, but I gotta.
856
posted on
06/03/2005 1:46:55 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: peacebaby
>> Car Mechanics tell you the truth. *Snort!* Yeah, right buddy, you keep your little illusion...
The mechanic raised up from under my hood
He shook his head and said, 'This ain't good
Your timing belt's done, shrunk one size too small
Those spark plug wires are a little too long
And your main prodsponder's nearly gone
Your injector ports are stripped and that ain't all.'
'The torque converter's runnin' low on torque
And that water pump's nearly down a quart
But we caught it all in time so you're in luck'
He said, 'I've got the time and I've got the parts
Just give me the word and I'm ready to start
I think we can bring her in for eight hundred bucks.'
But don't be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny
It won't take too long, it'll just take money.....
857
posted on
06/03/2005 1:47:10 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I am not a romantic, I don't hero worship and no, as a matter of fact, I don't have a heart.)
To: Auntbee
I'm in the thriving metropolis of Bellevue, WA. But I better check get my wife to sign off on this first! LOL
858
posted on
06/03/2005 1:47:50 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: najida
Just wait till tomorrow to grout. You kinda have to anyway, though.
859
posted on
06/03/2005 1:48:20 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: fanfan
860
posted on
06/03/2005 1:48:34 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
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