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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: raivyn; najida
521
posted on
06/03/2005 10:34:32 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Defiantly coloring outside the lines since 1964)
To: beyond the sea
Damn, he's cute.Yeah, he looks all sweet and cuddly.
522
posted on
06/03/2005 10:36:07 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Lady Jag
That's okay. I'm wearing my helmet. 
523
posted on
06/03/2005 10:36:34 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Defiantly coloring outside the lines since 1964)
To: OESY
Now that was pretty amazing.
And they all survived.
Looked like the anti-torque rotor stuck or failed.
524
posted on
06/03/2005 10:37:14 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: The SISU kid
You had that? I had that. It's pretty good!!
525
posted on
06/03/2005 10:37:23 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: The SISU kid; raivyn; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Thag shaves every day. Unless you don't want him to. But he does bathe every day....
526
posted on
06/03/2005 10:38:40 AM PDT
by
thag
(Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
To: All
Men's Dumb Pick up lines
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.
Bond. James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.
Can I buy you a car?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I have directions to your heart?
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you want to go out for a pizza and sex? What, don't you like pizza?
Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels now.
527
posted on
06/03/2005 10:39:27 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: peacebaby
"#6: Having to sneeze means you don't just have to hold your nose, you have to hold your bladder as well."
OMG, LMAO
To: El Gran Salseron
Looks like something out of a Blues Brothers movie
529
posted on
06/03/2005 10:40:17 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: thag
I like long hair, beards and tattoos.
530
posted on
06/03/2005 10:40:49 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: thag
But he does bathe every day.... You're doin' better than most ;)
531
posted on
06/03/2005 10:41:43 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: najida
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. "
too funny.
To: Lady Jag
Yeah, he looks all sweet and cuddly. I think today ...... he's sweaty and cuddly.
He looks like a Pennsylvania forester. Hmm.
;-)
533
posted on
06/03/2005 10:42:43 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Sounds of laughter, shades of life are ringing through my open ears exciting and inviting me)
To: najida
What happened to "What's your sign?"
534
posted on
06/03/2005 10:42:44 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; raivyn; Dashing Dasher
"I like long hair, beards and tattoos."
One out of three ain't....good. I don't have long hair, and I do shave daily. Did I mention that I know several foreign languages??? ;-)
Love,
Thag
535
posted on
06/03/2005 10:43:20 AM PDT
by
thag
(Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
To: TheBigB
I agree.
And the references to cheese are making me itch.
536
posted on
06/03/2005 10:43:43 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: peacebaby
Yeah, "What's your sign" was always bad.
Worse was "I bet your sign is "Dangerous Curves".
ACK!
537
posted on
06/03/2005 10:44:42 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: peacebaby; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
"What happened to "What's your sign?""
I got too many "No Parking" tickets.....dam....
538
posted on
06/03/2005 10:44:43 AM PDT
by
thag
(Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I'm one out of three as well. Only have the beard, and that's only in the winter time.
To: Dead Corpse
| Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line |
| "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" |
540
posted on
06/03/2005 10:46:47 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Defiantly coloring outside the lines since 1964)
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