*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[Skooz]

I want her to hurt me.

I want her to hurt me bad.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I have a real warped and dirty sense of humor. Check out my posting history.

I am sorry you got my wrath earlier, but every week the same old gay comments get old. So, I ranted a bit.

[colorcountry]

lol....I do use a gun holster to hold my cell phone.

[thag]

"And we girls gotta have something to fantasize about when we're faced with a beer gut and stinky feet ;)"

My feet don't smell THAT bad.....now, c'mon.....

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever."

Ain't that the truth!!

[The SISU kid]

"Look, how many times must I tell you to keep fresh batteries in this thing?"

[missyme]

Yeah I guess there just the Sexy Version of Teen Magazine....
For guys that are Young Dumb and full of C** Opps! LOL...

[JimWforBush]

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

I am not looking forward to that one.

[El Gran Salseron]

OK, in response to complaints that have been received concerning the inequalities that women suffer in this man's world a "Woman's Parking Lot" has been established.

Here is a pic of their special parking lot:

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Do you want to be shared, thag? All of the FReeperettes want you!

[najida]

I have chinchillas that run around and around on a wheel to generate my electricity. ;)

here they are chilling out during the defrost cycle of the refrigerator.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I am not looking forward to that one."

Good thing you are a man. Women have that problem before they are real old.

[thag]

""8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy."
ROTFL Sounds like fun for all ages if you ask me."

You been peekin' at me again? I still have a full head of hair....it's just...migrated....yeah, that's it....that's my story and I'm sticking to it.....

Love,
Thag

[acad1228]

Wow! Nice profile page!

[peacebaby]

very funny ones, and so true, especially the all nighter.

[motormouth]

Could always put a foley in!

[najida]

No thag,
You smell quite nice....
A bit like Ben Gay though.

Anyhow, with you, I fantasize that I'm with a Wookie ;)

[day10]

Darn, since I dont have much of a life (LOL) I look forward to OFST every week - it will be missed.

[raivyn]

Mine is the red one next to the wall!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"You been peekin' at me again? I still have a full head of hair....it's just...migrated....yeah, that's it....that's my story and I'm sticking to it..... "

As long as we do not play "Pin The Hair On Your Butt" your are OK.