Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
LOL...Yeah those Crazy Sherriffs!
Yep, dial-up. Those .xxx porn sites are just NO FUN.
ROFL
Finally.....a sense of humor!
ROFL *
Dear lord,
I have dial up and no (working) indoor plumbing.
If feel so sad. ;)
Tell that to SI Swim Suits Issues & website....
I still have dial-up @ home too!
at work I can see all though...!
Thoughts for the weekend
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing.
If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first
place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
You May Be a High-Tech Redneck if..........
you may be a high-tech redneck if.....
* You post squirrel recipes on a website.
* You've ever bought beer online.
* You write to Hewlett-Packard to sponsor a NASCAR team.
* You've modeled your new 'Daisy Dukes' for a webcam.
* You have a celphone headset for your fishing boat.
* Your robot dog is named 'Bubba'.
* You paid more for your computer than you did for your house.
* You subscribe to the chewing tobacco newsgroup.
* Your windows wallpaper is the confederate flag.
* You make John Wayne MP3s.
* Your IM lists are "Hunting buddies" and "Mama'n them".
* Your ringtone is a Hank Williams song.
* You changed beauty shops because they didn't offer websurfing under the hair driers.
* You modified your gunrack to hold a rifle AND your laptop.
* You help install a wireless hotspot zone in your favorite Honky Tonk.
* You've ever called Graceland to tell them their webcam was down.
* You have your monster truck magazine collection on CD-ROM.
* You've ever been to a computer show wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt.
* You've used your shoe's spike heel to pry out a DVD that was stuck in the player.
* Your ISP's office is on a gravel road.
* You sent your husband an Ecard of Dolly Parton on the first day of deer season.
* You have Harley Davidson stickers on your mouse.
* Your Windows sound files are all steel guitar.
* You wrote a really cool flash animation that involves Jack Daniels.
* You've ever emailed a digital photo of your new tattoo.
* You know the GPS coordinates of your deer stand and duck blind.
* You've used a photo editor to see what you'd look like in Tammy Faye makeup.
* You've used a locking CD case to close a bag of salsa chips.
* You've ever gotten Kripsy Kreme icing INSIDE your PDA.
* You've ever spilled moonshine on your Blackberry.
* You wired your grandma's outhouse with broadband just for giggles.
* You have a satellite photo of the Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders on your wall.
* You've ever painted a URL on an overpass.
* You've discussed high capacity hard drives while getting your cowboy boots polished.
Grinning...nice tagline
LMBO! I believe you answered that with this statement: "Thag can't dive..."
Your HIRED, thag baby!!
Why
he's kinda cute ;)
Please share Thag darlin',
I'm feelin' so, so..
Dang, this is a PG-13 thread.
Nevermind.
LOL, remind me never to get OLD!
Yee Gads.....is your computer battery operated!
I think so.
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