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My Mamma Always Told Me...
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| 6/2/05
| peacebaby
Posted on 06/02/2005 6:23:59 PM PDT by peacebaby
Forrest Gump's mother told him: "Life is like a box of chocolates... ." My own mother told me: "Honey child, there's a thin line between love and hate." What words of wisdom did your mother or loved one impress upon you? Anyone?
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To: peacebaby
My Daddy:
The good lord gave you two ears and one mouth, make sure you use them in the same proportion.
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:36:23 PM PDT
by
26lemoncharlie
('Cuntas haereses tu sola interemisti in universo mundo!')
To: peacebaby
"Nobody likes a whining kid."
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:36:40 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Possession really is nine tenths of the law.)
To: HitmanNY
I'm sure that's not true. She probably calls you "baby" but you won't admit to it....
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:37:23 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: peacebaby
..that ain't the way to have fun, su~un,
that ain't the way to have fun, no ...
24
posted on
06/02/2005 6:37:59 PM PDT
by
tomkat
To: Huntress
Mamma told me: "If you're bored, you're boring."
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:38:08 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: tomkat
Mama,don't let your boys grow up to be cowboys....
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:39:00 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: peacebaby
My mamma told me: "I'm not bailing you out again."
27
posted on
06/02/2005 6:39:06 PM PDT
by
Skooz
(If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone)
To: Skooz
yeah, that too
28
posted on
06/02/2005 6:39:50 PM PDT
by
tomkat
To: peacebaby
I've pondered writing this one, but I gotta get off line for a while so here goes:
Daddy's true advice which I've kept in mind all my life:
"be a lady in public, a chef in the kitchen and a harlot in the bedroom."
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:40:37 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
To: Skooz
when the cops came to my mother's door asking for me, my mother said: I wish she were here so you could take her!
30
posted on
06/02/2005 6:40:43 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: peacebaby
how do you know what's stupid? Simple. The stupid mistake is doing something knowing you know better than to do it. Think of it in the same vein as a self-inflicted wound. Those hurt worst, do they not?
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:40:49 PM PDT
by
rdb3
(Yeah, but what's it spelled backwards?)
To: peacebaby
I'm a classic Italian American male: a lot of talk, a lot of bravado, but when it comes to women in my life (starting with my mom of course) I am ultimately very dedicated, very devoted, and....very obedient? :-)
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:40:53 PM PDT
by
HitmanLV
To: peacebaby
who you callin' mama, mama ??
*cowboy giggle*
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:41:07 PM PDT
by
tomkat
To: onyx
and don't smoke standing up....
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:41:27 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: HitmanNY
ahhh, so you ARE a dear boy, my little pepito....
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:42:45 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: rdb3
yeah, a 'hold muh beer' kinda mistake !
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:43:11 PM PDT
by
tomkat
To: HitmanNY
If your a classic Italian American then your mamma does call you baby..
To: peacebaby
38
posted on
06/02/2005 6:44:12 PM PDT
by
HitmanLV
To: motormouth
You guys found me out: I'm a mama's boy! :-)
39
posted on
06/02/2005 6:44:32 PM PDT
by
HitmanLV
To: peacebaby
ok, gotta ask: how'd
farming make it into your keywords ??
lol
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:45:00 PM PDT
by
tomkat
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