My Mamma Always Told Me...

myself | 6/2/05 | peacebaby

[peacebaby]

Forrest Gump's mother told him: "Life is like a box of chocolates... ." My own mother told me: "Honey child, there's a thin line between love and hate." What words of wisdom did your mother or loved one impress upon you? Anyone?

[DocRock]

You can't polish a turd.

[DouglasKC]

My mother told me "Never starta vanity thread on FreeRepublic."

:-)

[rdb3]

She told me to never make the stupid mistake. Honest mistakes will happen, just beware of the stupid ones.

[peacebaby]

too late....

[motormouth]

My mother always told me, regarding men,
"why buy the cow, when they can get the milk for free"
Now that Im older and wiser, My response to her is
"Why buy an entire pig....just to get a little sausage".
;o)

[HitmanLV]

Well, for starters she never called me 'honey child...'

[Petronski]

"You can learn anything you want at the library."

[onyx]

Daddy told me "you cain't ever make a racehorse out of a mule."

[peacebaby]

how do you know what's stupid?

[peacebaby]

Daddy told me: "Never trust a man who is breathing hard."

[decal]

"Always do more than what is expected of you."

[peacebaby]

No,she told you: "Never start a vanity thread on Breaking News."

[peacebaby]

Never leave the house with underwear that has holes in it.

[peacebaby]

LOL. Your mamma was smart, and you were smarter, it seems.

[onyx]

LOL! Mama told me "free love is too expensive."

[peacebaby]

so what did she call you? Guido? :~)

[motormouth]

I am, but my mom doesnt think so.. :o)

[missyme]

My momma told me *You Got to shop around*!

[HitmanLV]

I am a gentleman and don't use many of the words my mom called (and still calls) me. ;-)