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NASA ZOTTED the moon landings - Conclusive Proof
http://www.brainsluice.com/miscellanea/misc/moonlanding.html ^

Posted on 06/02/2005 12:59:14 AM PDT by Suggs


NASA Fakes Moon Landing!

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Heroic images or NASA fraud? At last we have the conclusive proof! The image on the left clearly shows the supposed 25,000 of thrust generated by the lunar lander to arrest its descent. Yet in the image on the right, where is the giant crater this would have created? Looks like the complex web of NASA lies is about to unravel!
3 Another apparently inspirational image from the NASA archive. All seems fine at first but notice the numerous directions in which the shadows are falling (marked with arrows). This indicates that the image is probably coposed of several images taken at different times (probably in a top secret studio guarded by specially trained aliens working as government agents) and joined together using advanced technology NASA always denies existed at the time.

This is the photographic equivalent of an automotive "cut-and-shut" job. If this image was your car, you wouldn't trust it to take you to the end of your road without breaking in half!

4 Not much wrong with this picture you may think. Yet, by thinking that, you would just become yet another of NASA's conspiracy victims.

Firstly, despite the absence of an atmosphere, no stars can be seen in the sky.

Secondly, the interior of the shopping basket can clearly be seen when all areas in shadow should be pitch black due to the absence of air molecules.

Nice try NASA but we are not fooled that easily!

5 Just way too many things wrong with this picture!

Notice the absence of stars again.

The arrows indicate the various directions in which shadows are falling, again showing evidence of inconsistent scene illumination. Yet there is something even more obviously wrong with this picture.

If the length of the lower support column of the lunar lander was 4 feet tall, this would indicate that the astronaut was over 8 feet tall, which none of the astronauts were.

Another careless mistake from NASA.

6 Oh yes NASA, it's all very well adding stars on this picture just to make us realise how wrong we have been. We are not fooled so easily!

If we look a bit more closely, we spot the constellation of Pegasus with the planet Saturn (marked S1) clearly visible in the top left corner. Yet at the time of the mission, although Saturn appeared to be near Pegasus from Earth, from the Moon it would have appeared to be in a completely different position (marked S2).

It is almost insulting to think that NASA could get away with this obvious howler!

7 Well, with this image where does one begin?!

Inconsistent shadows, too much ambient light and incorrect planetary positioning in the sky are all evident here.

Also notice how the focal length of the camera lens has changed compared to the pictures above, even though the astronauts' Hasselblad cameras were only fitted with a single type of prime lens.

Just how stupid did the NASA officials think the public were?



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To: Suggs; Paul_Denton; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; ...
Houston, we have a problem ..... ZOT!!

Bye, Suggs.

"He's dead, Jim!"


Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.


21 posted on 06/02/2005 1:31:17 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Suggs


An idiot has landed on FR.


22 posted on 06/02/2005 1:37:18 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: onyx
An idiot has landed on FR.

And got a Zot-assisted takeoff :)

23 posted on 06/02/2005 1:46:37 AM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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To: Suggs
Just how stupid did the NASA officials think the public were?

Not as stupid as you are...

Seriously, thanks for the effort you made making the funny pictures, but why on Earth did you bother? To sign up, to post, and then get zapped? Why?

24 posted on 06/02/2005 1:48:57 AM PDT by backhoe (-30-)
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To: Paul_Denton

YES, and he didn't even stay long enough to get taken to "our leader." LOL-LOL-LOL


25 posted on 06/02/2005 1:49:14 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: Suggs
I've seen this before...it was funny then, it's funny now.

It would seem, though, that if you ever return, you're gonna have to put a little disclaimer at the bottom of your posts stating whether what you're posting is supposed to be funny or not (although, admittedly, that kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing).

26 posted on 06/02/2005 1:59:35 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: onyx

Onyx, you could have competed with Frank Reynolds if you'd been born a few decades earlier.

As it is, I think Christopher Glen had better keep honing his craft. :-)


27 posted on 06/02/2005 2:07:15 AM PDT by bd476
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To: bd476


LOL-LOL-LOL


28 posted on 06/02/2005 2:12:50 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

LOL!!


29 posted on 06/02/2005 2:34:47 AM PDT by kb2614 ("Speaking Truth to Power" - What idiots say when they want to sound profound!!)
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To: bad company

Very funny and nice sets too.


30 posted on 06/02/2005 2:48:28 AM PDT by beaver fever
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To: Leapfrog

Start your day with a touch of humor!


31 posted on 06/02/2005 3:04:42 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

ROFLMAO


32 posted on 06/02/2005 3:11:51 AM PDT by lunarbicep (A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul)
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To: scott7278
Whoa, that looks exactly like my cat! I had to check to make sure that he is still in my house.

;-)

33 posted on 06/02/2005 3:31:53 AM PDT by SIDENET ("Some people are desperate for whatever they're desperate for," - Bubba Fink)
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To: Suggs

That is hill-arious!!


34 posted on 06/02/2005 3:33:28 AM PDT by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: xcamel
That is hill-arious!!

I agree. I know he was a troll and all, but that was good.

35 posted on 06/02/2005 3:36:02 AM PDT by SIDENET ("Some people are desperate for whatever they're desperate for," - Bubba Fink)
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To: Suggs

I knew it!!!


36 posted on 06/02/2005 3:58:55 AM PDT by Coastie ("You have to go out. You don't have to come back"- Old USCG motto.)
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To: Suggs

Art... Art Bell?!


37 posted on 06/02/2005 3:59:26 AM PDT by johnny7 (PREDICTION; Bill Clinton will be dead before 2008.)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Even a broken troll is funny twice a day.


38 posted on 06/02/2005 4:08:26 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (A living affront to Islam since 1959)
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To: Suggs

C'mon everybody... this is lampooning all the websites and videos that attempt to disprove the lunar landings... It's just a joke! Don't go batty over it... Get it? moon - batty? moon-bat...? Nevermind...


39 posted on 06/02/2005 4:15:22 AM PDT by QuiMundus (Learn, Act, Educate, Repeat - http://www.smithism.com)
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To: bad company
Now that's funny.

I thought so too, but there are a few curmudgeons here who won't get the joke.

40 posted on 06/02/2005 4:32:29 AM PDT by ActionNewsBill ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act")
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