Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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[pissant]

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

LOL

[Crazieman]

Yup... pissant thread.

At least you're consistant. :)

[teenyelliott]

I am sooooo not in the mood for this one right now. I'm gonna go make my own list, "Why Life is Better with No Man Around" . . .

[pissant]

If it makes you feel any better, go to the link and look. There is the TOP REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN MEN on the site.

[motormouth]

A man is living proof that women can take a joke.

[Luna]

Ping me when you make that list.

[teenyelliott]

Well, beer makes me bloated and men piss me off. So, maybe I'll become an orange juice drinking lesbian. Or maybe I'll just move to the wilderness. Alone.

Sorry. I can't play today. Too rotten of a mood.

[peacebaby]

there you go again, stirring up trouble.

[pissant]

I understand. See item #1. hehehe

[peacebaby]

Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. Admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

[pissant]

me? nah!

[peacebaby]

if you need help with that list, let me know.

[pissant]

LOLOLOL

[peacebaby]

"me? nah!"

Is anyone SURPRISED this thread was started by PISSANT?

[pissant]

Thirsty PING

[pissant]

I was. Do I count?

[peacebaby]

to the thirsty ping and you, my funny pissant. My schedule:

http://216.46.238.5/go/chicagocircle/links/my_schedule.html

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Smile teeny, It is Friday. There is nothing some beer can't cure.

I know that is not true, but feel better anyway.

[MotleyGirl70]

From the website:

Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men

1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.

Hehe. True so true.

[eastforker]

Man is living proof that most women are a joke! (Running in high gear with flame retardent suit on)