A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
LOL
1 posted on
05/13/2005 1:27:58 PM PDT by
pissant
To: pissant
Yup... pissant thread.
At least you're consistant. :)
2 posted on
05/13/2005 1:28:29 PM PDT by
Crazieman
(If Con is the opposite of Pro, what is the opposite of Progress?)
To: pissant
I am sooooo not in the mood for this one right now. I'm gonna go make my own list, "Why Life is Better with No Man Around" . . .
3 posted on
05/13/2005 1:30:13 PM PDT by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: pissant
there you go again, stirring up trouble.
8 posted on
05/13/2005 1:40:11 PM PDT by
peacebaby
(I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor)
To: pissant
Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. Admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
10 posted on
05/13/2005 1:40:52 PM PDT by
peacebaby
(I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor)
To: Dashing Dasher; feinswinesuksass; MotleyGirl70; BerthaDee; MamaTexan; mistress_of_tantra; ...
15 posted on
05/13/2005 1:44:07 PM PDT by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
From the website:
Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men
1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
Hehe. True so true.
To: pissant
I was watching the "Hollow Men" on Comedy Central and they had a commericial where the guy says "You can put your pec**r in an woman". Very funny, had to see.
21 posted on
05/13/2005 1:48:40 PM PDT by
KC_Conspirator
(This space outsourced to India)
To: pissant
A way to funny & true BUMP!
28 posted on
05/13/2005 1:52:19 PM PDT by
TMSuchman
(2nd Generation U.S. MARINE, 3rd Generation American & PROUD OF IT!)
To: pissant; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Under Why Beer Is Better Than Men, item # 4, there's a perfectly good reason why this occurs. The man does most of the work and the woman gets most of the pleasure, therefore the spot is hers. Women really appreciate you explaining this to them, it shows you're sensitive or some rot like that. You're welcome.
31 posted on
05/13/2005 1:58:08 PM PDT by
Argh
To: pissant
I got yer beer, buddy.
Yeah, I got it right here.
32 posted on
05/13/2005 2:02:09 PM PDT by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: pissant
This is what I think of your thread.
34 posted on
05/13/2005 2:05:36 PM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- Entertaining FReepers since 2004)
To: pissant
However, beers don't cook supper, do laundry,wash dishes,etc.
To: pissant
A beer never stays in the can for an hour putting makeup on.
Leni
38 posted on
05/13/2005 2:07:17 PM PDT by
MinuteGal
("The Marines keep coming. We are shooting, but the Marines won't stop !" (Fallujah Terrorists)
To: pissant
A beer doesn`t care if you fall asleep after finishing it.
And it is always willing to let you have another one after you wake up in the morning.
48 posted on
05/13/2005 2:36:35 PM PDT by
carlr
To: pissant
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long. Wouldn't it get pretty flat and stale after the first few hours? Besides, who drinks that slowly?
53 posted on
05/14/2005 8:53:07 PM PDT by
supercat
(Sorry--this tag line is out of order.)
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