Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: pissant



Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. Admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN


10 posted on 05/13/2005 1:40:52 PM PDT by peacebaby (I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: peacebaby

LOLOLOL


13 posted on 05/13/2005 1:42:08 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

To: peacebaby
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

ROTFLOL!!!

47 posted on 05/13/2005 2:36:23 PM PDT by Luna (Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson