[pissant]

If it makes you feel any better, go to the link and look. There is the TOP REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN MEN on the site.

[teenyelliott]

Well, beer makes me bloated and men piss me off. So, maybe I'll become an orange juice drinking lesbian. Or maybe I'll just move to the wilderness. Alone.

Sorry. I can't play today. Too rotten of a mood.