Keep your heads down guys........LOL
To: Allosaurs_r_us
ONE.
She tells me to do it.
2 posted on
05/12/2005 10:34:25 AM PDT by
Gary - Peters
(Kerry Insecure to relinquish Congressional Job.)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
3 posted on
05/12/2005 10:34:47 AM PDT by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
For years I thought I was born to change toilet paper rolls......
To: Allosaurs_r_us
LOL- I am glad I do not act like that. I have never had PMS. I know women who do though, and it is not pretty.
5 posted on
05/12/2005 10:35:54 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
I didn't know you knew my wife.
(Just kidding, honey, if you're reading this. Honey?)
6 posted on
05/12/2005 10:36:43 AM PDT by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
I get that way when the kids use my tools and don't put them back....
7 posted on
05/12/2005 10:38:55 AM PDT by
freebilly
(Go Santa Cruz Baseball!)
To: cyborg; Laura Earl; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant; teenyelliott; tiamat; colorcountry; ...
14 posted on
05/12/2005 10:47:03 AM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
To: Allosaurs_r_us
I thought the title indicated that this was humor.
16 posted on
05/12/2005 10:49:18 AM PDT by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: Lazamataz; Owl_Eagle; MeekOneGOP; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
My wife sent me this little tidbit this morning......
Ping for a little humor.....LOL
20 posted on
05/12/2005 10:50:54 AM PDT by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Wouldn't change the bulb, would break it.
21 posted on
05/12/2005 10:51:21 AM PDT by
Vicki
(Re-Vote or Revolt in Washington State. Send the Feds)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.
OR
A': Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None 'o yo' f***N' business!
OR
A': 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract.
32 posted on
05/12/2005 11:01:48 AM PDT by
najida
(OK, so, ya see, uh huh.....I have this stress problem....maybe it's living without running water.)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Very funny. I always say that without we women, men wouldn't be able to find their @sses with both hands!
I recently informed my husband that if he leaves his socks on the floor one more time, they are going to begin migrating to the garbage can. Perhaps, once he has no socks left, he'll get the point. I am not a maid.
On a side note, I don't care about the toilet seat thing. He needs it up, I need it down. Give that battle up.
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but doesn't die.
63 posted on
05/12/2005 1:05:59 PM PDT by
johnlaw
To: Allosaurs_r_us
77 posted on
05/12/2005 1:23:29 PM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Planned Parenthood is neither)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
The one who changes toilet paper rolls shoud be the one who uses the most toilet paper.
88 posted on
05/12/2005 1:55:03 PM PDT by
William Terrell
(Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
To: Allosaurs_r_us; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; MeekOneGOP; yall; All
107 posted on
05/12/2005 4:59:14 PM PDT by
Rightly Biased
(Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
One of the nice things about hitting your 50's, the 'pause that refreshes.
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