Very funny. I always say that without we women, men wouldn't be able to find their @sses with both hands!
I recently informed my husband that if he leaves his socks on the floor one more time, they are going to begin migrating to the garbage can. Perhaps, once he has no socks left, he'll get the point. I am not a maid.
On a side note, I don't care about the toilet seat thing. He needs it up, I need it down. Give that battle up.