Who sucked the venom out?
Remember the Woody Allen movie. Some native with big boobs goes running into a tent of men holding her boob and screaming "snake bite".
That's when you find out who your true friends are!
"Say mate, I just got snake bitten in the bum while taking a dump. Do you think you could suck out the poison? No, wait, come back!"
Reminds me of the old Boy Scout skit:
Person bit: "Call the doctor, a snake bit me on the butt"
Friend: "Hello Doc?, my friend got bit on the butt by a snake, what do i do?"
Doc:~~~~cut an X on the bite and suck out the venom~~~~~~
Person bit: "what did the doc say?"
911 Operator: Help is on the way, but to help your friend survive, you will need to suck the venom out.
Guard 2: Say what?
911 Operator: You need to make a little cut on the bite, and suck the venom out. This will give the victim more time to survive until help arrives. (Guard 2 hangs up the phone and turns to console Guard 1)
Guard 1: What did the operator say?
Guard 2: He say you gonna die.