[Rebelbase]

Reminds me of the old Boy Scout skit:

Person bit: "Call the doctor, a snake bit me on the butt"

Friend: "Hello Doc?, my friend got bit on the butt by a snake, what do i do?"

Doc:~~~~cut an X on the bite and suck out the venom~~~~~~

Person bit: "what did the doc say?"

[Rebelbase]

Friend: "Doc says you're gonna die!"

[Tijeras_Slim]

Doctor says "You're gonna die." :)