"Bit me right in the butt-tocks."
Posted on 05/10/2005 7:11:28 AM PDT by dead
I've had two experiences like that. Once, I was run over by a doe while I was relieving myself in the woods on a camping trip, and the other time I was run over by my Company Commander during field ops.
And no, I was not drinking on either occasion, though that particular Commander was rather "stumbly." :)
He's not beating his dad; he's beating other DADS (at least, that's what the thread title says).
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'swhy .410 shotguns were invented.
"Bit me right in the butt-tocks."
Remember the Woody Allen movie. Some native with big boobs goes running into a tent of men holding her boob and screaming "snake bite".
That's when you find out who your true friends are!
"Say mate, I just got snake bitten in the bum while taking a dump. Do you think you could suck out the poison? No, wait, come back!"
At least she had the modesty to find a bush. When I was in Djibouti back in the mid 80s, the locals would politely squat down next to a building and proceed to defecate, with no concern whatsoever that they were doing so in public.
One of those instances where "When In Rome..." does NOT apply.
Today is double entendre Tuesday!
Oooh oooh I get to be the first to say...
"What? No pictures?"
Dji-bouti?? No pun intended, right?
No comment.
It wasn't me.
Reminds me of the old Boy Scout skit:
Person bit: "Call the doctor, a snake bit me on the butt"
Friend: "Hello Doc?, my friend got bit on the butt by a snake, what do i do?"
Doc:~~~~cut an X on the bite and suck out the venom~~~~~~
Person bit: "what did the doc say?"
Friend: "Doc says you're gonna die!"
Doctor says "You're gonna die." :)
"...in Africa, everything bites."
--Peter Hathaway Capstick
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"Doc says you gonna die."
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger had to relieve himself. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"
Old joke but someone had to post it.
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