[pissant]

My faves: (not that they ever applied to me)

Deja booty - When a drunk inexplicably has sex with a person that he/she swore he/she would never speak to ever again, again.

Shelf jumper - Someone whose tastes improve from bottom to top shelf when someone offers to buy them a drink.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Beer, did you say Beer? AAH pissant you made the day a little brighter.

[cardinal4]

Booze compass - The instinct that leads you home when you’re blackout drunk.

No such thing. The "instinct" is something a little more Divine..

[tfecw]

"Booze compass - The instinct that leads you home when you’re blackout drunk. "

That's my favorite :) I compass led me through 2 miles of woods to my front door once.

[Horatio Gates]

Jumping strays - Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or party. As in, “I’m so broke I’ve been jumping strays all night.”

This one can be risky, LOL, Saw a guy get the snot kicked out of him last week for this very thing.

[ctlpdad]

These are great, but I will never remember them after the first twelve pack.

[biblewonk]

ping

[ChefKeith]

This should be linked to Here

[Bacon Man]

Beer ping!

[rikkir]

In my misspent youth I had to rely on the Booze Compass more than a few times. My compass had a food detector on it. I woke up with some of the strangest things on the front of my shirt the next AM.

"Breaking the Seal - Urinating for the first time during a drinking session. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more frequent."

Is there a medical reason for this? Or does it just seem like you urinate more because time moves faster when imbibing?

[colorcountry]

Once upon a time, um a friend of mine...yeah that's it, a friend...was partying at (what has become) a "joint of no return." She was "jumping strays", "bayonetting the wounded," and looking for some "deserters"...when she comes by a 1/2 empty bottle which she quickly dispatched in one gulp! Just as quickly...she became a "gutter hugger"...it seems one of her drinkin' buddies had been using his bottle as a spitoon.....needless to say that was one "BUZZ KILL."

The end....it was a friend I tell you...

[A Jovial Cad]

Great list! Liked recognized these in particular:

Fugly bus - The mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins while you’re in the bathroom draining your tenth pint.

Jack and Jill - A shot of Jack Daniels and a beer.

Jumping on the grenade - When two groups of the opposite sex meet, one member “jumps on the grenade” by talking to (or possibly sleeping with) the least attractive member of the other group so as to ensure the success of the rest of the group.

Keg commander - The boisterous chap who hovers around the keg so as to ensure everyone knows how to properly pour a beer.

Riding a rocking horse into battle - Getting drunk on 3.2% beer. (Silly Oklahoma beer laws often lead to this, since any beer stronger than 3.2% has to be purchased in the liquor store)

Not that I've actually participated in such activities, mind you...

Great list, book-marking.

[Rightly Biased]

Riding a rocking horse into battle-LOL

[Poser]

Now, how about your best list of words for throwing up.

I'll start:

Talking to Ralph on the giant porcelin phone
Technicolor Yawn
Shouting Buick

[tiredoflaundry]

The sign on my bathroom when I'm having a party!

[R. Scott]

AH! The Bad Ole Daze!

[Professional Engineer]

LOL!

[clamper1797]

Hittin the 2 AM lottery .. use your imagination ...

[glock rocks]

bonk.

[apackof2]

Booze muscle - The increase in courage and combat abilities linked to heavy alcohol consumption.

I'm a full grown man
That's plain to see
But nowhere near as full grown
As I'd like to be
But I'll find a bar
And I'll have a few
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof
Now, I'd hit the dance floor
Each time I'd have the chance
That is if these two left feet
Knew how to dance
'Bout the only time
I'm kicking up my shoes
Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof

Well, I start to feel like Superman
Then I pick a fight
Only to find that my opponent's
Holding kryptonite
You'd think I'd learn my lesson
But, I'm still paying dues
Each time I drink and start to think
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof

My woman left me
She called me a clown
Well that's the general consensus
In this town
But I had it coming
Lord to tell the truth
For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof

Well, I start to feel like Superman
Then I pick a fight
Only to find that my opponent's
Holding kryptonite
You'd think I'd learn my lesson
But, I'm still paying dues
Each time I drink and start to think
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof
Travis Tritt

[conservativebabe]

You never disappoint pissant.

My favorite new term for drunk is monkey-assed. I'm using that from now on.