[colorcountry]

Once upon a time, um a friend of mine...yeah that's it, a friend...was partying at (what has become) a "joint of no return." She was "jumping strays", "bayonetting the wounded," and looking for some "deserters"...when she comes by a 1/2 empty bottle which she quickly dispatched in one gulp! Just as quickly...she became a "gutter hugger"...it seems one of her drinkin' buddies had been using his bottle as a spitoon.....needless to say that was one "BUZZ KILL."

The end....it was a friend I tell you...

[pissant]

That's a good story (and not entirely uncommon). A gal friend of mine once took to the notion that it would be cool to chew some Copenhagen snuff (after consuming too much beer of course). As luck would have it she passed out on the couch and had tobacco juice running from her mouth. Lovely site.