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Posted on 05/09/2005 1:48:42 PM PDT by pissant
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My faves: (not that they ever applied to me)
Deja booty - When a drunk inexplicably has sex with a person that he/she swore he/she would never speak to ever again, again.
Shelf jumper - Someone whose tastes improve from bottom to top shelf when someone offers to buy them a drink.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:48:46 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Beer, did you say Beer? AAH pissant you made the day a little brighter.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:52:23 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Well, have a brew and a shot of vaginal creme. You'll be drunk and younger looking!
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:54:02 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
Booze compass - The instinct that leads you home when you’re blackout drunk.No such thing. The "instinct" is something a little more Divine..
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:54:08 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(George W Bush-Bringing a new democracy every term..)
To: pissant
"Booze compass - The instinct that leads you home when you’re blackout drunk. "
That's my favorite :) I compass led me through 2 miles of woods to my front door once.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:55:44 PM PDT
by
tfecw
(Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
To: pissant; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Vaginal cream! I KNEW I was missing something in life.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:58:12 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: pissant
Jumping strays - Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or party. As in, “I’m so broke I’ve been jumping strays all night.” This one can be risky, LOL, Saw a guy get the snot kicked out of him last week for this very thing.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:58:49 PM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(If the thought of Hillary as prez doesn't make your skin crawl, it's on too tight.)
To: cardinal4; tfecw
The booze compass saved my arse more than once, in my yoot!
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:00:29 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
These are great, but I will never remember them after the first twelve pack.
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:00:31 PM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(There can be no triumph without loss, no victory without suffering and no freedom without sacrifice!)
To: newgeezer
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:01:47 PM PDT
by
biblewonk
(WELL I SPEAK LOUD, AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK, AND I USE IT TOO!)
To: Argh
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:01:59 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: Argh
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:02:27 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: cardinal4
No such thing. The "instinct" is something a little more Divine...Bette Midler gives you a ride home?
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:03:00 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
To: shotokan
I thought "jumping strays" was the art of getting the drunk chicks who stayed at the party after all their more sensible friends left!
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:03:18 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:04:11 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant
How can I ever thank both of you? But if I use both will my face get pregnant? (Hic!)
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:04:39 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
"How can I ever thank both of you? But if I use both will my face get pregnant? (Hic!)" I warned you about putting things in your mouth like that.
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:07:17 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: pissant
LOL! Just as risky but for different reasons.
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:08:29 PM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(If the thought of Hillary as prez doesn't make your skin crawl, it's on too tight.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
HAH!!! Well, I won't swear on a stack of Bibles that it was MY mouth, but anyway...
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:09:47 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: pissant; NormsRevenge; glock rocks; GRRRRR; Pete-R-Bilt; tubebender; NYTexan; SouthTexas
This should be linked to
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:09:47 PM PDT
by
ChefKeith
(Apply here to be added to the NASCAR Ping List, Daytona is done but we got 26 more races to go...)
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