The Beer Dictionary (Very Important)

Beer Church ^ | 5/2005 | staff

[Bacon Man]

Beer ping!

[pissant]

"But if I use both will my face get pregnant? (Hic!)"
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Don't know about that, but I'm guessing your facial hair will look funny!

[pissant]

Staple them to your forehead, for quick reference

[pissant]

Beer beeyatch PING

[rikkir]

In my misspent youth I had to rely on the Booze Compass more than a few times. My compass had a food detector on it. I woke up with some of the strangest things on the front of my shirt the next AM.

"Breaking the Seal - Urinating for the first time during a drinking session. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more frequent."

Is there a medical reason for this? Or does it just seem like you urinate more because time moves faster when imbibing?

[Xenalyte]

This thread is an early, yet a strong, contender for Best Thread Ever.

[cardinal4]

Bette Midler gives you a ride home?

Im not sure who she was...!

[pissant]

All I know is if you don't have a working beer compass, bad things can happen to you....

[colorcountry]

Once upon a time, um a friend of mine...yeah that's it, a friend...was partying at (what has become) a "joint of no return." She was "jumping strays", "bayonetting the wounded," and looking for some "deserters"...when she comes by a 1/2 empty bottle which she quickly dispatched in one gulp! Just as quickly...she became a "gutter hugger"...it seems one of her drinkin' buddies had been using his bottle as a spitoon.....needless to say that was one "BUZZ KILL."

The end....it was a friend I tell you...

[Argh]

That picture looks VERY familiar.

[A Jovial Cad]

Great list! Liked recognized these in particular:

Fugly bus - The mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins while you’re in the bathroom draining your tenth pint.

Jack and Jill - A shot of Jack Daniels and a beer.

Jumping on the grenade - When two groups of the opposite sex meet, one member “jumps on the grenade” by talking to (or possibly sleeping with) the least attractive member of the other group so as to ensure the success of the rest of the group.

Keg commander - The boisterous chap who hovers around the keg so as to ensure everyone knows how to properly pour a beer.

Riding a rocking horse into battle - Getting drunk on 3.2% beer. (Silly Oklahoma beer laws often lead to this, since any beer stronger than 3.2% has to be purchased in the liquor store)

Not that I've actually participated in such activities, mind you...

Great list, book-marking.

[Rightly Biased]

Riding a rocking horse into battle-LOL

[Feiny]

I spent Saturday sampling beers. I tried a few tasty ones from Canada, a few from Belgium and one from Russia.

[pissant]

That's a good story (and not entirely uncommon). A gal friend of mine once took to the notion that it would be cool to chew some Copenhagen snuff (after consuming too much beer of course). As luck would have it she passed out on the couch and had tobacco juice running from her mouth. Lovely site.

[pissant]

A tasty beer from Canada? Do tell. I've yet to try such an animal. Then again, I'm beer-spoiled, living in Seattle.

[pissant]

I always let my buddies be the "grenade jumper". I never returned the favor either!

[Feiny]

I also drank this one:

http://www.unibroue.com/products/maudite.cfm

[Feiny]

Well, say no more my friend. Try this: http://www.unibroue.com/products/3pistoles.cfm

[Feiny]

Strangest thing...I think my computer is drunk.
It posted the second comment before the first.

Oh well....

[pissant]

Wow. Sounds strong. I take it your sporting a uni-brow after drinking that....