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Posted on 05/09/2005 1:48:42 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
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posted on
05/09/2005 3:32:45 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(Some stories have more spin cycles than my Kenmore washer!)
To: pissant
Hittin the 2 AM lottery .. use your imagination ...
62
posted on
05/09/2005 3:32:48 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(To say that there is no difference between a liberal and a jackass ... wrongs the jackass)
To: Argh; pissant
That picture looks VERY familiar.
It should. I asked you three times that night to put down my damn Vintage Merlot lipstick.
63
posted on
05/09/2005 3:34:39 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
To: pissant; colorcountry
Absolutely true story.
When I was in high school, a buddy of mine - we'll call him Dave - had a couple of fun cousins, Juan and Dario, who also went to school with us.
One day in the band hall, Dave bet 'em that neither would put a whole can of snuff in his mouth. Cousin Dario took the bet and the can, and within about 30 seconds had a mouthful. The can was empty, and we were about to pronounce him the winner, when in walked the band director.
Cousin Dario knew a bust when he saw one, so he did what any well-bred right-thinking 17-year-old Houston boy would do . . . he took one for the team and swallowed the whole damn can of dip.
64
posted on
05/09/2005 3:38:48 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
To: Xenalyte; Argh
I just KNOW you were talking to Argh, not me!
65
posted on
05/09/2005 3:40:11 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: Poser
Driving the porcelain bus
Yelling at your shoes
Praying to the porcelain god
Launch Lunch
Toss Cookies
To: pissant; Argh
Oh, yeah.
Sorry for the confusion . . . you can wear the Vintage Merlot any time you like. You're an Autumn. Argh, being a Spring, looks atrocious in the warm colors.
67
posted on
05/09/2005 3:41:34 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
To: clamper1797
"Hittin the 2 AM lottery .."
______________________________________
I bartended for many years. One of the fringe benefits was getting to cherry pick from the pool of lottery prizes!
68
posted on
05/09/2005 3:42:22 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: R. Scott
"AH! The Bad Ole Daze!"
____________________________________________
You mean they are over??
69
posted on
05/09/2005 3:42:58 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: Xenalyte
Wow. I take it Dario is no longer with us.
70
posted on
05/09/2005 3:44:02 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
Oh, he lived to tell, all right . . . last time I heard from Dave, Dario was a dentist and Juan an ob/gyn.
Juan had a wooden leg from the knee down, and when he fancied a new chica, he'd test the waters by giving her a dozen roses in his prosthetic leg.
71
posted on
05/09/2005 3:46:46 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
To: Xenalyte
an OB/GYN? I think he should be dating men.
72
posted on
05/09/2005 3:49:20 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
Nah, Juan and Dario and Dave are all proud heteros. I think they all have kids, and at least two of the three are married right now.
73
posted on
05/09/2005 3:52:09 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
To: Brad's Gramma; Gabz
74
posted on
05/09/2005 3:52:16 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(For the love of all that's good and decent, don't try this at home)
To: glock rocks
Driving by brail - Using the sound and feel of the road turtles to keep your car on the highway. WHOO HOOOO!!!!!!!
75
posted on
05/09/2005 3:56:35 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Yo! Cowboy! I'm praying for a LoganMiracle! It CAN happen!!!!)
To: Xenalyte; pissant
But it tastes so damn good! Er, I mean, that wasn't me, it must have been some other freeper named Argh.
76
posted on
05/09/2005 4:00:44 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: pissant
Party till dawn
Sleep till three
Oh good lord
Whadda I do to me
Can't find my wallet
can't find my keys
getting to the bathroom
crawling on my knees
So I roll on over
To see who's there
400 lbs
and orange hair
Face like a bad road
Built like a truck
Good gosh almighty
I musta been drunk
I wrote this on the marning after my 40th B-day party
There's several more verses and a couple in-between .. but you get the idea
77
posted on
05/09/2005 4:46:04 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(To say that there is no difference between a liberal and a jackass ... wrongs the jackass)
To: pissant
They are for me. I've calmed down a lot lately.
78
posted on
05/09/2005 4:46:14 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: clamper1797
You're the next John Donne, far as I can tell....
79
posted on
05/09/2005 5:01:03 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: R. Scott
I've cut down to maybe once a year when it comes to imbibing excessively. Of course, lotsa practice make expensive to get me snockered.
80
posted on
05/09/2005 5:02:24 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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