Better late to the party than never here.
Posted on 05/07/2005 1:02:22 PM PDT by joelrakengames
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEEAAAAAN! tHE WAY YOU TREAT P[EOPLE ON YOUR WEBSITE AND THEN TTRHOW THEM OUT AFTERWARDS! UGH! i AM SO FRUSTRATED AND MAD AT YOU PEOPLE IM HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE WORDS TO COME OUT! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAIIIIIEEEEE! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! THE WHOKLE THING IS A JOKE THE WAY YOU THROW PEOPLE OUT LIKE THOSE PREACHERS THAT WERE SAYING STUFF LIKE AND THEM THROWING THEWM OUT! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO RELIGIOUS LIBERTY!? yOU ALSO THROW A GUY OUT BECAUSE HE COULDNT SPELL jEW! AND HE GOT FIRED AFTERWARDS AWWWW! WHO ARE TOU TO DO THAAAAAT!HE GOT FIRED! tHAT ASLO REMINDED ME OF THE TIME THAT THE GUY WHO GOT FIRED FROM MCDONALDS WENT AND NEEDED A JOB AND YOU DIDN'T HELP HIM OUT! YOU EVEN WENT AND THREW AN ATHEIST OUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN GOOOOOOD WAAAAAAA! HAAAAAATTTEMONGERRRRRRS!!!
Senator Mccain... is that you??
Its great.
Meth kills. The brain first
Hey , we'll have to work on my brother , he is up there , Down East??
You have a real fat ass.
theFReepers
I think we need to work on the entire state. When I get enough money I'm moving to a nice warm red state like Florida.
You just caused most male posters to develop a permanent case of constipation ;)
I thought I got in before the ZOT....
Darn....
Punctuation is our friend.
WHOKLEs are not included with your beeber purchase. Please inquire aout obtaining a set of fresh WHOKLEs at your nearest Supercenter.
MisterRepublican gives joelrakengames an overall zot score of 4.5. While I was impressed by joel's zealous use of anti-religious themes and ALL CAPS ARE ALWAYS A NICE TOUCH, I had to give him low marks for lack of creativity and the overall cliched nature of his rant.
I was also dismayed by his lack of conspiratorial skills indicated by not mentioning George W. Bush, the Republican party, Tom DeLay, Karl Rove or the Vast Right Wing. joelrakengames, though a possibly promising troll lacks depth and what I call "Thorazinity", which the great masters such as Ted Kazinski and Albert Gore took years to develop.
Despicable.
I say nuke him and ban his ISP altogether!
Yowsa!
awww , GEEEZZ , c'mon down to NYC and help us out
I was born in New York city, lived on Long Island. I actually like New York more than maine. But if I ever make any more, I'm going to a state where I can protect it. States without an income tax are very appealing.
Better late to the party than never here.
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them trolls amovin' Trollhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just zot and punch and zlap 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
The trolls are fornicatin’, be zotted soon of all their pride.
Zot 'em on, Zot 'em up,
Zot 'em up, Zot 'em out,
Zot 'em on, Zot 'em out Trollhode!
Zot 'em out, Zot 'em in
Zot 'em in, Zot 'em out,
Zot 'em Zot, Zot 'em in Trollhide.
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Trollhide!
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Though the threads are swollen
Keep them trolls a rollin'
Trollhide!
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin' my zot was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
But I love the asses kickin’,
And strippin’ all the trolls of their pride.
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