The Best Quotes From South Park

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[Rise of South Park Republicans]

Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...

"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"

"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman

"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster

[Feiny]

"Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!" - Kyle Broflovski.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Check this out. : )

[CounterCounterCulture]

NAMBLA Leader: ...Our forefathers came to this country because… they believed in an idea. An idea called "freedom." They wanted to live in a place where a group couldn't be prosecuted for their beliefs. Where a person can live the way he chooses to live. [Stan, Kyle, and Cartman look at each other] You see us as being perverted because we're different from you. People are afraid of us, because they don't understand. And sometimes it's easier to persecute than to understand. [Stan and Kyle look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader]

Kyle: Dude. You have sex with children.

NAMBLA Leader: We are human. Most of us didn't even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that, well, then, I guess you'll just have to put us away. [shots of the agents, then the Brando look-alikes, then Stan and Kyle, who look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader]

Kyle: [slowly, for emphasis] Dude. You have sex with children.

Stan: Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f*** you.

Kyle: Seriously.

[MacDorcha]

Wasn't the mormon one one of the two added episodes to the movie SP:BL&U?

[Egon]

A lot of the South Park Republicans on here think O.C. was actually Parker or Stone lurking...

I don't buy it. This was on an unrelated thread, and the guy didn't have any imagination at all. I'd expect more from those guys.

[MacDorcha]

My girlfriendand I. I never would have figured out how to post it. Shes the smart one. :) lucky me!

[Sam Cree]

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Democrats piss me off

[MacDorcha]

I just noticed the editing error in the couch. I was in charge of that, so further proof of her superiority. (yes, as a matter of fact she is looking over my shoulder... and?)

[noblejones]

>>
See "Scott Tenorman Must Die". You'll need therapy. :)
<<

Tell me about it. My therapy is going well, though. I can grip and squeeze a little rubber ball now.

Baby steps back to normalcy.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"When one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda."

[Skylus]

I don't mean to be so bothersome, but does anyone happen to have the lyrics to the "Blame Canada" song? That would be very much appreciated :)

[Zeppelin]

haha yes! another of my favorites! along with mr. garrison's explanation that the kids' mothers were "probably all just on their periods."

[Zeppelin]

ok, im going to stray from SP and go to Family Guy for a second.

Peter Griffin: "That's no good, Brian. Gays are a very clean people, and they always have been since they moved here from France."

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

[rwilson99]

What's Republican about child molestation?

It's not an attack on the GOP when a religious institution allows itself to be morally corrupted.

[Abundy]

"Hippies...they say they want to save the world but all they do is sit around and smoke dope and smell bad."

[E Rocc]

A lot of the South Park Republicans on here think O.C. was actually Parker or Stone lurking, but I think it was Mr. Garrison...

Perhaps it was Mr. Hat. Or even Mr. Slave.

BTW, being called a liberal is nothing. I've been called a terrorist lover...heheheh

-Eric

[T.Smith]

You mean, "Thank you, Aging Hippie Liberal Douche!".

[Loud Mime]

I just love to stick-up-the-butt judgemental types, don't you?

You see then in all churches, including the Church of Liberalism and self-admiration (the Democrat Party)

[cspackler]

You see then in all churches...

Yes, you see them in churches... and also in grocery stores, parking lots and movie theaters. But, most people in my church are far from judgemental.

That's not our job, anyway. And, in reality, who am I to judge rather or not someone is being judgemental?

Auuugghhh, my head hurts!!!