Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...
"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"
"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman
"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster
***The only episode I ever saw was "Big Gay Bob's, Big gay Animal World" and I am still traumatized.***
Well you need to see the movie, and "Scott Tenorman Must Die", and last week's new episode where Mr. Garrison has a sex change. and Here Comes the Neighborhood. Those should keep you traumatized for years to come.
You betcha... Better than the New "Bigger Government" crap we have currently.
***Cartman, Marsh, Borislavky and McCormick.***
Broflovski. and McKormick. =P
That one was pretty weird, with the giant spider...
I kind of liked the message though- the honest Catholic priest demanding that the Church hierarchy reform its approach to the whole scandal and worry about its parishioners first and foremost.
***Yes, I've had "discussions" with OC in the past, what a stick he was. He probably got a little "over stimulated" watching HeeHaw reruns, if you know what I mean... ***
Red Rocket? =P
"Hippies HATE deathmetal."
"I need about...tree-fiddy."
He has? What'd he do? I only remember seeing him on the South Park threads, so I have no idea what he was like elsewhere.
Incidentally, anybody else think the original article's favorite South Park lines weren't necessarily all that good? I kept thinking "awww, there's way better stuff from SP, I just can't remember any of it right now."
What's the matter Stan? You seem down. | |
I just can't concentrate, cause my dog is gay. | |
Well, you know what they say. You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. | |
Oh stop filling his head with that queer loving propaganda. | |
Say what? You of all people should be sympathetic. | |
What do you mean? | |
Well you're gay, aren't you? | |
What? What the hell are you talking about? I am not gay. | |
Well, you sure do act like it. | |
I just act that way to get chicks, dumb ---. |
Mr. Garrison: "I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag. Hey guys, this girl is staying a woman! Who wants to pound my vaj? Girl power!"
Somone told me that there was supposed to be an inside joke in referance to the spider, I don't know what it is though, maybe some south park afficinado can clue me in.
Why would somebody who thinks SP Republicans are "liberal" even WANT our support?
If you have any feelings for a true conservative idea, you would prefer it be represented best, not most. You should prefer quality over quantity in this stage.
Thanking someone you called the enemy for support is a sure way to lose that support... or at least get left in the dust.
Cartman: "Touche, teacher, touche."
Why is that? Because they don't want censorship laws banning shows like southpark? Is that what you consider to be a true conservative? Should we go grow beards, wear overalls and raise barns? That's a true conservative?
I just wanted to see other ppl's favorites
Only literalist translations made by people who really don't know what's going on.
In one episode that comes to mind, the town discovered that they could eat using their rears and poop out their mouths. They also decided to be become atheists. Everytime they made an atheistic comment, they would literally spew crap!
That seems to be a very pro-religious statement to me. Albeit it was vulgar, but the point came across to those willing to listen.
lol We all have to do our part. Where I come from we were voting Republican since the Civil War, but my wife's family is hardcore Dixiecrat. One by one I lure them to the light. Her dad is one tough confederate nut to crack though.
They are by NO MEANS fair. They poke the republicans, they LANCE democrats.
I love the guys.
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