Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...
"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"
"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman
"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster
Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
John Edwards: But, I'm a psychic.
Stan: No, dude. You're a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believed dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then, you're a stupid douche.
Kyle: Hey, Mole! Be careful.
Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while still in the womb?
Stan: Man, that kid is fucked up!
Sounds like Reiner.
The Underpants Gnomes Business Plan:
Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!
Cartman: ...It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Argh!!! Should have taped it... any idea when they replay that particular episode? I know South Park is on frequently but I'm not sure when the various repeats are.
Jimmie: Stan says you're a cont...Stan says you're a cont...
Wendy: F off!(walks away)
Jimmie: Stan says you're a continuous source of inspiration to him.
My all time favorite:)
8PM tonight Alaska Time , 9PM Pacific
Also tomorrow night at 8 (AT) 9 (PT)
Tonight, at 10PM, EST, I believe. I know Sunday at 11PM too, usually repeats the "new" epi.
You calling me a liberal?!?!
I've been on this forum for six years now, and that is the first time I've ever been called a liberal. All for simply for enjoying a cartoon that loves to poke fun at the left.
In the immortal words of Cartman, "Well screw you!" ;^)
Stan: No, you give them false hope and a belief in something that isn't real
John Edward: But I'm a psychic
Stan: No, dude. You're a douche.
John Edward: I'm not a douche! What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
South Park - "Weight Gain 4000"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 06:30pm PST
• South Park - "Weight Gain 4000"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 06:30pm PST
• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 07:00pm PST
• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 07:00pm PST
• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 09:00pm PST
• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 09:00pm PST
• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Fri Mar 18 09:00pm PST
• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Fri Mar 18 09:00pm PST
• South Park - "Simpsons Already Did It"
COMEDY, Tue Mar 22 06:30pm PST
• South Park - "Simpsons Already Did It"
COMEDY, Tue Mar 22 06:30pm PST
• South Park - "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
COMEDY, Wed Mar 23 06:30pm PST
• South Park - "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
COMEDY, Wed Mar 23 06:30pm PST
Damn! Wish I'd read your post before I posted mine!
hMMM, SORRY, DIDN'T NOTICE IT HAD 2 OF THE SAME FOR EVERY EPISODE, SO THE PREVIOUS POST ONLY HAS 6 EPISODES INSTEAD OF 12.
Stupid Yahoo search grrrr.
No biggie. The "Armeggedon" takeoff on the hippie concert was priceless, and well worth seeing again.
Cartman: I'm not a miner, dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hand?!
I've been called a liberal/troll only a couple of times myself. Ironically, once was by O.C., who managed to call me both in the same conversation.
Life is good.
A lot of the South Park Republicans on here think O.C. was actually Parker or Stone lurking, but I think it was Mr. Garrison...
Awesome! Thanks. It's on at 8:00 here tonight (we get the California feed) so I'll grab it then.
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