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Sex 'bomb' causes panic at German post office
AFP/Yahoo ^ | 3/16/05

Posted on 03/16/2005 10:08:45 AM PST by martin_fierro

Sex 'bomb' causes panic at German post office

BERLIN (AFP) - A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll, police said.

"The post office worker thought it could have been a dangerous object, even a bomb," a spokesman for Chemnitz police said.

The police were called and noticed that the sender's address was on the package.

When they confronted the red-faced sender of the parcel, he explained it was a lifesize doll which he had folded up to send back to the manufacturers because it had failed to have the desired effect.

"He opened the package and expertly removed the batteries," said the spokesman. "It was rather embarrassing for the sender."


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Test Topic, Ignore It; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: sexbomb
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To: martin_fierro
OK, so imagine that you work in the Product Returns dept. of the sex doll factory....

Oooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! There's a new one for the list of disgusting jobs! Gonna go put some Listerine in my eyes now!

21 posted on 03/16/2005 11:37:38 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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To: TheBigB

Three Cheers for that!


22 posted on 03/16/2005 12:03:35 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Hard things are put in our way, not to stop us, but to call out our courage and strength.)
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To: Argh; TexasCowboy

Where's Texas Cowboy? I think Mabel made a run for it..............


23 posted on 03/16/2005 1:41:29 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Argh
"I think Mabel made a run for it.............."

No, Mabel can't run anywhere.

I can't decide if she's pregnant or her belly's stretching out from age.
Either way, I ordered a cute young thing to take her place.

I didn't know she was going to have to come through Berlin!

24 posted on 03/16/2005 2:24:02 PM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: martin_fierro

Would you ping me? (Can't remember if I had already asked -- sorry if this is a repeat.)


25 posted on 03/16/2005 4:23:12 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: MoochPooch

OK done


26 posted on 03/16/2005 4:31:02 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro; xsmommy; Gabz; Slip18

inflatable ingrid strikes again!!


27 posted on 03/17/2005 3:22:44 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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