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Sex 'bomb' causes panic at German post office
AFP/Yahoo ^ | 3/16/05

Posted on 03/16/2005 10:08:45 AM PST by martin_fierro

Sex 'bomb' causes panic at German post office

BERLIN (AFP) - A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll, police said.

"The post office worker thought it could have been a dangerous object, even a bomb," a spokesman for Chemnitz police said.

The police were called and noticed that the sender's address was on the package.

When they confronted the red-faced sender of the parcel, he explained it was a lifesize doll which he had folded up to send back to the manufacturers because it had failed to have the desired effect.

"He opened the package and expertly removed the batteries," said the spokesman. "It was rather embarrassing for the sender."


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Test Topic, Ignore It; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: sexbomb
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Ich bin ein sexbomber.
1 posted on 03/16/2005 10:08:46 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; albee; Amityschild; andie74; annyokie; Augustus McCrae; Bassfire; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

2 posted on 03/16/2005 10:09:39 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Ohhhh baby, you sure know how to cut the red wire.


3 posted on 03/16/2005 10:10:41 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: martin_fierro

A picture of your girlfriend. :)


4 posted on 03/16/2005 10:12:13 AM PST by demlosers (We win. They lose. USA number 1 ! IYAAYAS !)
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To: martin_fierro

they should have blown it up ;)


5 posted on 03/16/2005 10:14:39 AM PST by SF Republican
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To: martin_fierro

"SECURITY MAN
(to Jack)
Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

JACK
Sorry? Throwers?

SECURITY MAN
Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.

JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY MAN
Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But every once in a while...
(whispers)
...It's a dildo. It's company policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article: "A dildo". Never "Your dildo".

JACK
I don't own a --"

I love that movie


6 posted on 03/16/2005 10:16:15 AM PST by tfecw (Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
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To: martin_fierro

I thought this was a thread about Salma Hayek.


7 posted on 03/16/2005 10:16:52 AM PST by bigsigh
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To: demlosers

8 posted on 03/16/2005 10:19:46 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Hard things are put in our way, not to stop us, but to call out our courage and strength.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL Rush is reporting this!


9 posted on 03/16/2005 10:23:02 AM PST by OSHA (If your liberal social program saves money "in the long run" why does it come with higher taxes???)
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To: martin_fierro

Somevun set us upp ze sexbomb...


10 posted on 03/16/2005 10:24:33 AM PST by mikrofon ("Satisfaction Guaranteed")
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To: Tijeras_Slim

"Run for your lives! She's gonna blow!"

11 posted on 03/16/2005 10:25:14 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Man, they didn't include the batteries when they shipped me mine!
12 posted on 03/16/2005 10:47:03 AM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: martin_fierro

Is that fresh batteries or are you just happy to see me?

13 posted on 03/16/2005 11:09:23 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Strangely, I've known real women with even more blank looks on their faces.


14 posted on 03/16/2005 11:13:59 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Do you live in LA?

ROFLMAO!!!


15 posted on 03/16/2005 11:16:10 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Hard things are put in our way, not to stop us, but to call out our courage and strength.)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Ping!


16 posted on 03/16/2005 11:19:55 AM PST by Argh
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he explained it was a lifesize doll which he had folded up to send back to the manufacturers because it had failed to have the desired effect.

OK, so imagine that you work in the Product Returns dept. of the sex doll factory....

17 posted on 03/16/2005 11:21:40 AM PST by martin_fierro (Your job looks pretty nice in comparison, dunnit?)
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To: MarineBrat; martin_fierro; Dashing Dasher

Man, I've known girls who were "flat", but....


18 posted on 03/16/2005 11:29:40 AM PST by TheBigB ("This is Sky Captain...I'm on my way!")
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She still looks happy to see you, Big B.


19 posted on 03/16/2005 11:34:07 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Hard things are put in our way, not to stop us, but to call out our courage and strength.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
A bit skinny; she's not my type.

I prefer girls with nice pom-poms. ;^)

20 posted on 03/16/2005 11:35:44 AM PST by TheBigB ("This is Sky Captain...I'm on my way!")
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