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Posted on 03/16/2005 10:08:45 AM PST by martin_fierro
Sex 'bomb' causes panic at German post office
BERLIN (AFP) - A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll, police said.
"The post office worker thought it could have been a dangerous object, even a bomb," a spokesman for Chemnitz police said.
The police were called and noticed that the sender's address was on the package.
When they confronted the red-faced sender of the parcel, he explained it was a lifesize doll which he had folded up to send back to the manufacturers because it had failed to have the desired effect.
"He opened the package and expertly removed the batteries," said the spokesman. "It was rather embarrassing for the sender."
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Ohhhh baby, you sure know how to cut the red wire.
A picture of your girlfriend. :)
they should have blown it up ;)
"SECURITY MAN
(to Jack)
Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
JACK
Sorry? Throwers?
SECURITY MAN
Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.
JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?
SECURITY MAN
Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But every once in a while...
(whispers)
...It's a dildo. It's company policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article: "A dildo". Never "Your dildo".
JACK
I don't own a --"
I love that movie
I thought this was a thread about Salma Hayek.
LOL Rush is reporting this!
Somevun set us upp ze sexbomb...
"Run for your lives! She's gonna blow!"
Is that fresh batteries or are you just happy to see me?
Strangely, I've known real women with even more blank looks on their faces.
Do you live in LA?
ROFLMAO!!!
Ping!
OK, so imagine that you work in the Product Returns dept. of the sex doll factory....
Man, I've known girls who were "flat", but....
She still looks happy to see you, Big B.
I prefer girls with nice pom-poms. ;^)
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