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Man cuts off, eats sex organ in Zamboanga City
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| 03/07/2005
| Agence France-Presse
Posted on 03/07/2005 1:17:42 PM PST by KeyesPlease
ZAMBOANGA CITY, Zamboanga del Sur, Philippines -- A man ended up in a southern Philippines hospital Monday after severing and then eating his own penis, hospital officials said. Ernesto Almonte, 40, was in stable condition at the Zamboanga City Medical Center, emergency room staff told Agence France-Presse.
They could not confirm a report by local radio station DXRG that the bizarre act was triggered by an erectile dysfunction problem.
Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
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ALL TOGETHER NOW: "my bologna has a first name..."
To: KeyesPlease
"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
I don't think i have ever heard a truer statement.
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posted on
03/07/2005 1:20:35 PM PST
by
Khepera
(Do not remove by penalty of law!)
To: KeyesPlease
This makes what van Gogh did to impress HIS girlfriend seem, uh, flaccid by comparison. This news is eerier than earie....
(involuntary male flinch)
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posted on
03/07/2005 1:23:51 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
To: KeyesPlease
If this had occurred in San Francisco it wouldn't be news. It would just be dessert....
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posted on
03/07/2005 1:26:00 PM PST
by
freebilly
(I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
To: Khepera
"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you." I was about to say, "finally, something everybody can agree on", but we haven't yet heard from the Sex Organ Self-Mutilation and Consumption Liberation Front.
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posted on
03/07/2005 1:32:04 PM PST
by
Argus
(Mi tagline es su tagline)
To: KeyesPlease; Owl_Eagle
"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."You have a real grasp for the obvious.
To: KeyesPlease
"my bologna has a first name..." I haven't yet named my bologna. Should I?
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posted on
03/07/2005 1:53:15 PM PST
by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: Blurblogger
(involuntary male flinch)
DITTO
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You know, one of my "Owl_Eagle's Rules for a Happy Life" - Anytime surgury involves removal of the penis, get a second opinion.
I think this could apply here too.
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)
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posted on
03/07/2005 2:15:04 PM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts. "Aww. not even a little?")
To: KidGlock
I haven't yet named my bologna. Should I?
Don't do it, man! You know how the rest of the song goes.
Seriously, I can't believe the guy did that to himself. Unbelievable.
To: KeyesPlease
"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you." Then again, he may have stuck it somewhere that was extremely offensive to him and he didn't want to be attached to it anymore...
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posted on
03/07/2005 2:21:43 PM PST
by
Snardius
To: KeyesPlease
>>Seriously, I can't believe the guy did that to himself. Unbelievable.<<
He was long overdue for some recognition and was just trying to toot his own horn...
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posted on
03/07/2005 2:23:51 PM PST
by
ItsOurTimeNow
("..nunchuck skills, bo-staff skills, computer hacking skills....")
To: KeyesPlease
Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
Must have been the valedictorian of his med school class if he has such a firm grasp of the obvious......
Another fine example of why the Philippines leads the world in advancing psychiatry..../sarc
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posted on
03/07/2005 2:40:42 PM PST
by
Bombardier
(That's the life of an outlaw. Tough, ain't it?)
To: KeyesPlease
Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you." Mind you, the MSM had to ask the question.
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posted on
03/07/2005 2:41:11 PM PST
by
Ruth A.
To: KeyesPlease
To: KeyesPlease
Hey, it got him in the news...
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posted on
03/07/2005 3:07:35 PM PST
by
MarineBrat
("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
To: Bombardier
Must have been the valedictorian of his med school class if he has such a firm grasp of the obvious Uhhh...I think the reporter that had to ask the question is the real genius here.
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posted on
03/07/2005 3:17:22 PM PST
by
AnOldCowhand
(The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
To: KeyesPlease
I always thought the term "eat a dick" was an insult......
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posted on
03/07/2005 3:18:16 PM PST
by
Dan from Michigan
(Living in the reddest county in East Michigan)
To: KeyesPlease
Assuming that he has no heirs, he's in the running for a Darwin award. (Though, my money's still on that Welsh soccer fan.)
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posted on
03/07/2005 3:21:09 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(More cleverly arranged 1's and 0's)
To: Redcloak
Oops! Fear factor gone wild!
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