Posted on 03/06/2005 7:05:01 PM PST by Samwise
Don't panic.
Got my towel ready!
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I should've known you'd like Hitchhiker's Guide. :^)
Thanks for the fish!
I'm ready. Towel in hand.
I read all his books in college & loved every one of them (except the detective agency one). I have been hoping someone would out a babelfish in my ear ever since.....
You too? We should book the theater. :^)
Just don't invite the Vogons....I think the Clintons are Vogons.
Vogons are extremely ugly, extremely officious, and generally not much fun to be around.
They emerged from the seas of the planet Vogsphere, and gave up on evolving there and then. Only their stubbornness allowed them to survive.
They generally become bureaucrats in the galactic government. Their unpleasant demeanour makes them ideally suited to such employment.
One such Vogon is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, of the Vogon Constructor fleet. Having destroyed the Earth in order to make way for a hyperspace bypass, he then proceded to read some of his poetry to two helpless victims.
It is hard to hitch lifts on Vogon ships - it is only made possible by the Dentrassi cooks employed by Vogon fleets.
Yellow
What happened to Zaphod's 2nd head?
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination
Hey, and maybe all travel to be together to watch it.
I'm voting for PE, msdrby and I to all come to your house to watch it - say around Memorial Day weekend! ROFL
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"Look, I'm up to here with cool, OK? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. Now, will you move before I blow it?"
I thought it was already done by the Monty Python folks.
I dressed up as Trillian for Halloween one year.
Hillary 2008 photo shoot
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