"Daddy .... no!"
Posted on 02/26/2005 3:52:36 PM PST by Ellesu
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
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--closley related to the oldie about the new French Foreign Legion lieutenant with the camel, the punchline being "-Er, Sir--the men usually ride the camel over to the brothel at the next oasis"--
OMG- it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I turned that on. It's hysterical!
Ouch, that's rough, on farm animals I mean.
You win. LOL!!
LOL!
Yes, I've heard that one, too.
Thank you!
Nicely played.
Hey, I clicked on your link Cows with Guns. http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf at least an hour ago, then promptly forgot when it didn't play right away. (Dial-up connection, no choice.)
The song just now played. Very appropiate and funny!
--(in the interest of full disclosure, I was raised on a Wisconsin dairy farm)--
Cowabanga, it is.
Sadly, some family out there right now is fielding phone calls from friends and relatives. Oh, the shame!
Reminds me of the old Scottish joke about McGregor, "...but ya fook ONE GOAT!!!"
"Daddy .... no!"
denco, watch out for your cattle.
lp, MG, where if Fred Imus now?
So, this guy visits the cows AFTER hitting the strip clubs?? Me thinks he is confusing the strip club with the zoo! How could you do a cow,,,,,? Esp after going to a strip club???? I mean,,,what's being stripped,,,,good Lord.
icky.
From another link:
http://www.wisinfo.com/journal/spjlocal/296971578982628.shtml
He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated having gone to the farm "at least 50 times." He always went alone and would sometimes go to the farm two to four times in a week, while other times avoiding it for weeks.
Couldn't keep from breaking out in a silly grin the rest of the day--
Ed Gien story --- still sends a shiver. Not sure if it's spelled Gien or Gein, but I think it's the latter. Gein. But there are internet links, spelled both ways.
First I ever heard of him -- I was a kid sleeping outdoors in a tent in our own backyard. He hadn't been caught yet, at the time.
He made lampshades from human flesh. True.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.prairieghosts.com/gein3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html&h=232&w=297&sz=26&tbnid=CK8ijwtm_KUJ:&tbnh=86&tbnw=110&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ded%2Bgein%2522%2Bwisconsin%26svnum%3D100%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26sa%3DN
http://www.weird-wi.com/ghouls/
--Plainfield is about 120 miles from where I grew up--
Goosbumps!
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