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Man accused of having relations with cows
www.nola.com ^ | 02/26/05 | AP

Posted on 02/26/2005 3:52:36 PM PST by Ellesu

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ashapelycalf; bestiality; donthaveacow; elsie; heifers; holycow; midnightcowboy; moo; shessofineshesbovine; udderlygross
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To: tiamat

--closley related to the oldie about the new French Foreign Legion lieutenant with the camel, the punchline being "-Er, Sir--the men usually ride the camel over to the brothel at the next oasis"--


81 posted on 02/26/2005 5:23:11 PM PST by rellimpank (urban dwellers don' t understand the cultural deprivation of not being raised on a farm)
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To: dbwz

OMG- it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I turned that on. It's hysterical!


82 posted on 02/26/2005 5:25:05 PM PST by 2nd amendment mama ( www.2asisters.org • Self defense is a basic human right!)
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To: Nick Danger
This is probably how Helen Thomas happened.

Ouch, that's rough, on farm animals I mean.

83 posted on 02/26/2005 5:25:15 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: tiamat
Uncle!

You win. LOL!!

84 posted on 02/26/2005 5:25:33 PM PST by Churchillspirit
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To: rellimpank

LOL!

Yes, I've heard that one, too.


85 posted on 02/26/2005 5:25:52 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Churchillspirit

Thank you!

Nicely played.


86 posted on 02/26/2005 5:26:58 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Nick Danger
You are one SICK puppy. Though you might be right.

Billybob
87 posted on 02/26/2005 5:28:39 PM PST by Congressman Billybob ("The truth is out there." Yep, it's on the Internet, but it takes digging, and common sense.)
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To: dbwz

Hey, I clicked on your link Cows with Guns. http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf at least an hour ago, then promptly forgot when it didn't play right away. (Dial-up connection, no choice.)

The song just now played. Very appropiate and funny!


88 posted on 02/26/2005 5:32:36 PM PST by JLO (Minnesota Nice)
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To: Ellesu
--I guess it should be pointed out that as far as Wisconsinites go, the guy is a great improvement over Ed Gien and Jeffery Dahmer--

--(in the interest of full disclosure, I was raised on a Wisconsin dairy farm)--

89 posted on 02/26/2005 5:36:28 PM PST by rellimpank (urban dwellers don' t understand the cultural deprivation of not being raised on a farm)
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To: Squantos

Cowabanga, it is.


90 posted on 02/26/2005 5:38:28 PM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: the gillman@blacklagoon.com
Imagine a picture of Grandpa on the front page of the local news.

Sadly, some family out there right now is fielding phone calls from friends and relatives. Oh, the shame!

Reminds me of the old Scottish joke about McGregor, "...but ya fook ONE GOAT!!!"

91 posted on 02/26/2005 5:47:39 PM PST by Drew68
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To: Ellesu

"Daddy .... no!"

92 posted on 02/26/2005 5:50:41 PM PST by mikrofon (Studly)
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To: denco; leadpenny; McGruff

denco, watch out for your cattle.

lp, MG, where if Fred Imus now?


93 posted on 02/26/2005 6:01:12 PM PST by Springman (Anything looked good at closing time to this guy!!)
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To: All

So, this guy visits the cows AFTER hitting the strip clubs?? Me thinks he is confusing the strip club with the zoo! How could you do a cow,,,,,? Esp after going to a strip club???? I mean,,,what's being stripped,,,,good Lord.

icky.


94 posted on 02/26/2005 6:04:22 PM PST by austinaero
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To: All

From another link:

http://www.wisinfo.com/journal/spjlocal/296971578982628.shtml

He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated having gone to the farm "at least 50 times." He always went alone and would sometimes go to the farm two to four times in a week, while other times avoiding it for weeks.


95 posted on 02/26/2005 6:11:07 PM PST by Ellesu
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To: JLO; dbwz; FreeFlyingFinn
--I first "herd" Cows with Guns last summer on the way from Deadwood,SD to Upton, Wyoming to a gun show.

Couldn't keep from breaking out in a silly grin the rest of the day--

96 posted on 02/26/2005 6:13:10 PM PST by rellimpank (urban dwellers don' t understand the cultural deprivation of not being raised on a farm)
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To: austinaero
--BTW, you "strip" a cow before you put a milking machine on--a few squirts of milk not into the machine, for sanitary purposes--
97 posted on 02/26/2005 6:16:59 PM PST by rellimpank (urban dwellers don' t understand the cultural deprivation of not being raised on a farm)
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To: rellimpank

Ed Gien story --- still sends a shiver. Not sure if it's spelled Gien or Gein, but I think it's the latter. Gein. But there are internet links, spelled both ways.

First I ever heard of him -- I was a kid sleeping outdoors in a tent in our own backyard. He hadn't been caught yet, at the time.

He made lampshades from human flesh. True.


http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.prairieghosts.com/gein3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html&h=232&w=297&sz=26&tbnid=CK8ijwtm_KUJ:&tbnh=86&tbnw=110&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ded%2Bgein%2522%2Bwisconsin%26svnum%3D100%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26sa%3DN

http://www.weird-wi.com/ghouls/


98 posted on 02/26/2005 7:07:53 PM PST by JLO (Minnesota Nice)
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To: JLO
---yep--I was a senior in high school. The details were gruesome enough that the media only alluded to them--

--Plainfield is about 120 miles from where I grew up--

99 posted on 02/26/2005 7:16:35 PM PST by rellimpank (urban dwellers don' t understand the cultural deprivation of not being raised on a farm)
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To: rellimpank

Goosbumps!


100 posted on 02/26/2005 7:30:26 PM PST by JLO (Minnesota Nice)
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