Man accused of having relations with cows

www.nola.com ^ | 02/26/05 | AP

[Ellesu]

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

[ErnBatavia]

told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs

Well, they do say that confession is good for the soul, right?....

[Always Right]

Not that there is anything wrong with that....

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Imagine a picture of Grandpa on the front page of the local news.

His family will have to move to France or worse.

My Grampa the cow humper.

[Tribune7]

A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

How dare you judge him you bovinophobic bigot!!

Anyway, you think the earth moooooved for him?

[Darkwolf377]

Yes, but Bill married the Senator willingly, so he has no one to blame but himself.

[cyborg]

Too many episodes of Jack Ass and Wild Boyz.

[76834]

LOL

The worst thing about making love with a cow is this:
Having to walk around to kiss her.

Not speaking from experience but was once married to a woman who looked like a cow, but had the personality of a rattlesnake.

[gunnedah]

I guess NAMBL and the ACLU will come to his defense. Maybe he should adopt a couple of them and carry them as Dependants for income tax purposes. I am sure he can find a liberal judge somewhere that will rule it is constitutional.

[Bob]

Udderly disgusting.

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Nick Danger]

This is probably how Helen Thomas happened.

[bootyist-monk]

I guess he's not lactose intolerant.

[Mark in the Old South]

Wisconsin?????

I do not want to hear another one of you d**m Yankees making stump trained cow jokes about the South ever again.

Ewwwww I just remembered the cheese in the frig.

[Tribune7]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[pcx99]

He should have done it in a blue state. There it's not bestiality, it's common-law marriage!

[tiamat]

Just so long as he doesn't try to marry the cow!

:-)

[xsmommy]

Cj, you haven't branched out away from sheep have ya....? ; )

[wagglebee]

How dare you judge him you bovinophobic bigot!!

LMFAO!

[alice_in_bubbaland]

That would work in NY! LOL!