Well, they do say that confession is good for the soul, right?....
...he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife,
So, he was faithful and true to them as long as they
didn't show him a glass of milk.
Very Moooooving article.
Kinda puts a new twist on "Got Milk?"
From another link:
http://www.wisinfo.com/journal/spjlocal/296971578982628.shtml
He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated having gone to the farm "at least 50 times." He always went alone and would sometimes go to the farm two to four times in a week, while other times avoiding it for weeks.
told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs
,,, the cows could tell you, after his fifty or so visits, that this guy is an exponent of advanced time management skills.