[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Imagine a picture of Grandpa on the front page of the local news.

His family will have to move to France or worse.

My Grampa the cow humper.

[gunnedah]

I guess NAMBL and the ACLU will come to his defense. Maybe he should adopt a couple of them and carry them as Dependants for income tax purposes. I am sure he can find a liberal judge somewhere that will rule it is constitutional.

[TBall]

Say what you want, but rumor has it that this was not an ordinary cow. This cow was smoking hot; in fact it was the prettiest cow in the whole county.

[Drew68]

Imagine a picture of Grandpa on the front page of the local news.

Sadly, some family out there right now is fielding phone calls from friends and relatives. Oh, the shame!

Reminds me of the old Scottish joke about McGregor, "...but ya fook ONE GOAT!!!"