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Man accused of having relations with cows
www.nola.com ^ | 02/26/05 | AP

Posted on 02/26/2005 3:52:36 PM PST by Ellesu

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ashapelycalf; bestiality; donthaveacow; elsie; heifers; holycow; midnightcowboy; moo; shessofineshesbovine; udderlygross
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

glad this didn't happen in Calif or of course we would be blamed.......if in Wisconsin I guess it is just a funny joke.......LOL.......


61 posted on 02/26/2005 4:50:20 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: Ellesu

I came in last night about half past ten,
that baby of mine wouldn't let me in
So moooove it on over, rock it on over,
mooooove over little dog, the mean old dog is moooovin' in


62 posted on 02/26/2005 4:51:21 PM PST by P.O.E.
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To: COUNTrecount

Is that the new cowasocki ?


63 posted on 02/26/2005 4:54:38 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: TexasCowboy
And you know that's the reason sheep ranchers keep their pant tops stuffed in their boots, huh?





You baaaaaaad boy!
64 posted on 02/26/2005 4:56:07 PM PST by StoneGiant
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To: mhking; Ladysmith

Ladysmith, sorry, but I just had to ping ya to this, as you aren't so far away. Is this in your local news?


65 posted on 02/26/2005 4:57:13 PM PST by JLO (Minnesota Nice)
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To: Churchillspirit

I can see this thread is going to be milked for everything it's got!


66 posted on 02/26/2005 4:59:39 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: gunnedah
NAMBLA

North American Man-Bovine Love Association?

67 posted on 02/26/2005 5:04:13 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: xsmommy; CholeraJoe; dubyaismypresident; secret garden; patton

I'm sure the Doc finds this behaviour quite perverted...


68 posted on 02/26/2005 5:05:00 PM PST by Argh
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To: Ellesu
A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Um.. calves? Is there such a thing as a bovine pedophile?

69 posted on 02/26/2005 5:07:00 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (No one knows the shape of the future or where it will take us. We know only the way is paved in pain)
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To: Ellesu; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
POLICE OFFICER: "Was it a male cow or a female cow you had relations with?"

PERP: "A female cow, of course! What do you think I am - gay?!"
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!

[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]

70 posted on 02/26/2005 5:08:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Ellesu

Obscure: Sheep by night ... Ghotzbadeh.


71 posted on 02/26/2005 5:09:38 PM PST by NonValueAdded ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" HRC 6/28/2004)
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To: Ellesu

moo


72 posted on 02/26/2005 5:09:40 PM PST by Rightly Biased (I believe If you can't say something good about somebody your probably talking about Hillary Clinton)
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To: tiamat

Yep! We've got the cream of the crop posting today.


73 posted on 02/26/2005 5:10:55 PM PST by Churchillspirit
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To: Ellesu

Holy "Squealing Veal" batman!


74 posted on 02/26/2005 5:11:04 PM PST by Normal4me
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To: dbwz
ROTFLMBO!

Where do you find this stuff? Cows are gals--do we sign them up?

75 posted on 02/26/2005 5:13:41 PM PST by basil (Exercise your Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

moooooooon river...


76 posted on 02/26/2005 5:16:10 PM PST by patton (Matthew 6:6)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There's an old joke about the British in Egypt, and a young officer who likes camels.

Punchline is:

"Suh! Why FEMALE of course, nothing queer about Carruthers!"


77 posted on 02/26/2005 5:16:52 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Churchillspirit

And here i am, trying to keep a breast of two threads.

I suppose if we aren't careful, someone will decide to have a beef about this thread!


78 posted on 02/26/2005 5:18:52 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Ellesu

Come from Wisconsin?

That's really going to make the ad agency out in CA scarmable for a new theme.

79 posted on 02/26/2005 5:21:06 PM PST by 506trooper (No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
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To: Ellesu



Guess that's why the Happy Cows are in California....


80 posted on 02/26/2005 5:21:16 PM PST by SouthernFreebird
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