Kitty Caption LXXXVII – FR Cat Show, Nominations Open – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

21 February 2005 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

This week was the Westminster Kennel Dog Show. This dog show is so popular, it has higher ratings than hockey (then again, even test patterns out-rate hockey lately). It is time for other four-legged animals (i.e. CATS) to get equal time. As mentioned in the kitty thread last week, it is now time for the:

FIRST ANNUAL FR CAT SHOW !!

Here are the rules regarding categories.

1) Process started with four nominating categories and the first nominee for each category.
2) If you have a competing entry in any category, post the picture and mention what category it applies to.
3) If you want to start a new category, post a picture and mention the new category.
4) There is no limit regarding the number of new categories started.

Here are the rules regarding voting. We will use mostly “democat” voting rules for this contest.

5) You may vote as many times as you wish on any category.
6) Among four-legged creatures, only cats may vote. Dogs are not allowed to vote. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah.
7) Polls will be open until next kitty thread posted next week. I will count the votes. There will be no lawsuits, no recounts, and no inspection of automatic voting machines. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah.

CATEGORY I – My Nominee for Best Pose.
Courtesy of SlowBoat407

CATEGORY II – My Nominee for Best Feline Poster.
Courtesy of mysto

CATEGORY III – My Nominee for Best Costume.

CATEGORY IV – My Nominee for Best Viking Kitty Picture.
Courtesy of dasangel

[Budge]

Most laid back kitty

[SlowBoat407]

It's an honor just to be nominated! Oliver thanks you.

[plinker's2sense]

lmao!

I don't have any cats, but I do love these threads for the laughs.

[Allegra]

Here's a competitor for "Most Laid Back Kitty." This is my Finbar.

[squarebarb]

Still struggling with uploading photos from paperport to My Pictures; so for now I am entering Sam as "Best Cata Garbo" impression; "I vant to be aloooooone.."

[MarineBrat]

In the "I just ate the most rancid troll" category, a nomination goes to "Tooth Brush Kitty."

[MarineBrat]

Is there a category for "Best Disguise?"

[MarineBrat]

In the "Least Likely To Give A Rats Rectum If She Wins" category, we have Popcorn Cat.

[unsycophant]

I saw you post something on an agent-Q thread that got pulled and it got lost in the shuffle.

Here is your chance, kitten.

[Allegra]

Finbar is part of the "in" crowd...

[Lady Jag]

New Category:   Cats from Out of this World

[Lady Jag]

CATEGORY: Airborne VK

[82Marine89]

Most opinionated

[Xenalyte]

For best pose, I nominate my very own Dennis. Just look at those bedroom eyes.

[TASMANIANRED]

Those kitties don't need fake horns.

Best pose vote from me.

[Zacs Mom]

for those who may have missed this little ode to trolls ~

[TASMANIANRED]

You need a category for Best Kitty Destructor.

[TASMANIANRED]

ROFL

[TASMANIANRED]

Is that Kali Kat.

[Lady Jag]

Kali Kat.

My goodness! You're right!

How are you? I haven't seen you around much.