ZOT! - show me the jobs

[chris_mueller]

I keep hearing from different people that the economy is getting better but everywhere I go, I cant find any jobs! I been unemployed for about seven months. I was fired from mcdonalds because I couldnt cook very good or fast enough. Ive tried getting jobs in different places. I tried applying for work as a janitor, a waiter, a secretary, a housecleaner, a bricklayer, a carpenter ETC. I cant get anywhere and I dunno why? Where are the jobs? How can I get a job fast? I have a highschool diploma and three years of college. I could really use some help.

[Not A Snowbird]

I could really use some help.

Truer words were never spoken.

[sgtbono2002]

Son there is a big difference between having a job and working.
You must apply yourself even at Mickey D's

If you screw around any good manager will show you the door.

Cooking at McDonalds is just about foolproof as they have timers and everything is done according to Rout, it isnt like being a short order cook.

[muir_redwoods]

Don't bother with any "Proofreader" positions you see advertized, OK?

[TheBrotherhood]

All those jobs you mentioned have been given to Mexican and other third world illegal aliens.

My advice: join the public dole. I'm just about to doing it myself as soon as I make myself below the poverty line. Plan ahead. Live well for the rest of your life.

Good luck in your search. I've been unemployment longer than you. I'm a professional with a college degree but can't find employment as a dishwasher, cook, or baker. Heck right now i'll take anything.

[TheBrotherhood]

"It really is that easy sometimes, or at least it is in my personal experience. And I see Help Wanted signs all over."

I'm gonna move to your part of the country. Where are you?

[TheBigB]

Maybe you're just stupid.

[Tax-chick]

Maybe if I stayed up until 2:30 a.m., I would think of this kind of stuff!

[PilloryHillary]

You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.

[Grampa Dave]

iRAQIS GIVING TERRORIST TROLLS THE FINGER!

[b4its2late]

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[AirForceMom]

He got fired from McDonald's for not cooking well? Is that possible?

You would think he would have been promoted to head chef then.

Three years of college and you get fired from McDonalds. *snicker*

[Next_Time_NJ]

[hiredhand]

Not to sound like we lack sympathy, or compassion..... but does FR look like a job placement service?!

For heaven's sake! Try http://www.monster.com.

Look under the "Leftist Trolls" section. I'm sure you'll find something which will not only pay a moderate salaray, but satisfy your desire to whine and complain on a conservative discussion forum such as FreeRepublic.

[Lazamataz]

I keep hearing from different people that the economy is getting better but everywhere I go, I cant find any jobs!

Sucks to be you.

[CouncilofTrent]

Thats a pretty big ZOT!

[Hi Heels]

Are you logged in? In all seriousness.....

Welcome to FR. However brief....

[Darkwolf377]

Boston, which has an unemployment rate HIGHER than the national average. So maybe you're not looking very hard.

[Budge]

I keep hearing from different people that the economy is getting better but everywhere I go, I cant find any jobs!

I am ashamed of all you FReepers, picking on this poor, destitute man/woman/boy/girl/child/fetus, whatever. It asked a simple question and y'all respond with, with...

Have you no manners?

Yes, it probably does have three years of college --- at the famous Arkansas Kiddy Kindergarten Kollage. (However, how someone/something could flunk three years there is beyond my imagination!)

Besides, it's mother may not let it go beyond the boundary's of their property unsupervised, and we all know, or should be able to visualize, how difficult it is to get a job when you aren't allowed to ride your tricycle beyond the neighbors fence.

Oh, it's been zotted already?

Nevremind.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Dude, you got fired from a McDonald's!!!

That says it all. You can't find a job because you can't even keep the simplest of menial jobs!

Click the pick

[jriemer]