Sucks to be you.
I am ashamed of all you FReepers, picking on this poor, destitute man/woman/boy/girl/child/fetus, whatever. It asked a simple question and y'all respond with, with...
Have you no manners?
Yes, it probably does have three years of college --- at the famous Arkansas Kiddy Kindergarten Kollage. (However, how someone/something could flunk three years there is beyond my imagination!)
Besides, it's mother may not let it go beyond the boundary's of their property unsupervised, and we all know, or should be able to visualize, how difficult it is to get a job when you aren't allowed to ride your tricycle beyond the neighbors fence.
Oh, it's been zotted already?
Nevremind.