ZOT! - show me the jobs

[chris_mueller]

I keep hearing from different people that the economy is getting better but everywhere I go, I cant find any jobs! I been unemployed for about seven months. I was fired from mcdonalds because I couldnt cook very good or fast enough. Ive tried getting jobs in different places. I tried applying for work as a janitor, a waiter, a secretary, a housecleaner, a bricklayer, a carpenter ETC. I cant get anywhere and I dunno why? Where are the jobs? How can I get a job fast? I have a highschool diploma and three years of college. I could really use some help.

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[Lokibob]

Here is your job, chris:

 

 

[Tax-chick]

We're all tired of changing the babies' dirty diapers. How badly do you *really* want a job?

[1LongTimeLurker]

Maybe he's a candidate for "The Apprentice"?

[Mark]

I just checked your job resume. Ya need help here:

Marital status: OFTEN

Children: Various

Finished eighth in my class of ten.

References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me.

[1LongTimeLurker]

You know, after reading that there is really only one place he's qualified to work - Government. He'd make a teriffic Congressman.

[A CA Guy]

You have to be pretty buggy to not to get hired in some of those jobs.

I think you might have to look at yourself and figure what is about YOU that is the problem. It sure isn't Bush's fault.

You either have a problem functioning or being normal socially. Don't give up, but get help!

[bad company]

Dear Chris,

Perhaps you should take this opportunity to look into the future the Military holds for you

Yep, can't cook didn't cut it at McDonalds Three years of college. I see an Army mess officer in the making.

[JoJo Gunn]

Our resident unemployed narcolepsy peddler is bored again....

[MeekOneGOP]

Bye.

He's dead, Jim!

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[MEG33]

Perhaps you need to work on your communication skills.

[Dashing Dasher]

I just got one of those jobs that you can't find.

[zip]

I was fired from mcdonalds

OMG

[SmithL]

Maybe you can outsource your tail to some third world country.

[SlowBoat407]

[82Marine89]

Damn, missed the ZOT!

[Fiddlstix]

Go into politics for the Dem party. You have all the necessary qualfications.
See! Here at FR we are always ready and willing to help. You came to the right place.
Problem solved.

[zip]

take some classes at the local community college and work for your degree

He's lying about having 3 years of college. No way he got past the 4th year of special ed unless he's lying about getting fired at MacDonalds.

[westmichman]

You trolls are so predictable. You claim to be educated then you promptly show everyone how stupid you are. No wonder you can't find a job! I sure wouldn't hire you!