ZOT! - show me the jobs

[chris_mueller]

I keep hearing from different people that the economy is getting better but everywhere I go, I cant find any jobs! I been unemployed for about seven months. I was fired from mcdonalds because I couldnt cook very good or fast enough. Ive tried getting jobs in different places. I tried applying for work as a janitor, a waiter, a secretary, a housecleaner, a bricklayer, a carpenter ETC. I cant get anywhere and I dunno why? Where are the jobs? How can I get a job fast? I have a highschool diploma and three years of college. I could really use some help.

[VRWCmember]

Another victim of outsourcing of all those high tech and janitorial jobs at McDonalds, Walmart, and such.

[DocRock]

"Where are the jobs? How can I get a job fast?"

After four hurricanes, there are plenty of job opportunities in roofing and construction in Florida. You can get one... fast.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Soon-with any luck-to be a major situation comedy on network television.

[beckysueb]

Extrapolating from the available data, it seems to take about a year to grow a thicker skin...

Thank you and you sure are right about that. A year ago if someone got a little raw with me, I would run away and cry. Now I can mix it up with the best of them. LOL

[Nasty McPhilthy]

I'm sitting here at 3:00 am looking for an image of the Straw Man, and I get directed to this thread.

What luck!

[Nasty McPhilthy]