*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

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[Clemenza]

Who's she? Can I have her phone #?

[Dallas59]

[Clemenza]

From TV Guide a few years back:

"On the next episode of Newheart, Stephanie gets Dick in jail."

[Titan Magroyne]

I have a friend with a 14 y.o. daughter, very good student in school. On a trip to the home of a friend out in the boondocks, she speculated that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

I kid you not.

Yeah, she's blonde. Highlighted, anyway. :-D

[Miss Behave]

Thanks, B, for the ping. I'm not Debbie, but I'm here.

OMG, Izzy. That frenzied fly is sequentially, steadily more sloshed with each staggered, switch-backed, stamened schlep through Teddy's over-served, oiled, overwraught, alcohol-orgied upper orifices.

And it's not even CLOSE to the cocktail hour.

[peacebaby]

"....Emerson Bigguns!"

it figures!....

[peacebaby]

Well, Clemenza, I think yours takes the silliness cake.

[najida]

My roommate.

[peacebaby]

Hey, Clemenza! Your name reminds me of something else.

A few summers ago at a garden center my friend bought a clematis (a climbing vine with beautiful blooms).

And some months later I asked my friend how her clematis was, and she said: "It itches."

[YouPosting2Me]

Calculator Fun:

Pick any 3-digit number (e.g. 456)
Repeat the 3-digits to make a 6-digit number (e.g. 456456)

Divide that number by 13.
Divide again by 11.
Divide one more time by 7.

You are left with the original number (e.g. 456)

You too can be the hit at an engineering/geek party.

[Charles Henrickson]

I think the Dems should start thinking about who they're going to run in '08. Perhaps we can help them out. I think they could come up with all sorts of possible combinations. Market them kinda like wrestling tag teams, with a catchy name and a signature phrase:

Scream Team: Algore - Howard "the Daffy Doc" Dean/ "YEEAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Newlyweds: 'Nich and Mostly-Fraud: Dennis "the Minus" Kucinich - Carol Mostly-Fraud/ "Dozens of voters can't be wrong!"

Mutt & Jeff: Janet L. Reño - Robert B. Reiccchhhhhhh/ "Ten Feet of Truth"

Ambitiously Gay Duo: James "The Luv Guv" McGreevy - Bawney Fwank/ "Queer Guys for a Straight Ticket!"

New Face: J. F'n Kerry - Barbara Botoxer/ "Keep a stiff upper brow!"

Ebony and Ivory: "Reverend" Al Sharpton - Bobby "Sheets" Byrd/ "Start spreading the manure!"

Desperate White House Wives: Hillary! Clinton-Rodham - Tipper "MWUH!" Gore/ "Vote for us and you get them, too!"

Desperate House Whips: Nancy "Our Lady of Perpetual Surprise" Pelosi - Rosie "Gay-ROD" O'Donut/ "Cracking the whip on America"

[TheBigB]

She needs a shave. :^)

[TheBigB]

Marry me. :^)

[_katie_scarlet]

A minister, a rabbi, and a priest walked into a bar. The bartender asked them..... "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

[TheBigB]

Where are you? :^)

[ArGee]

John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Shalom.

[Fierce Allegiance]

OK, you asked for it.

A blonde walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

The bartender says "How's your head?"

The blonde replies "I haven't had any complaints so far."

[melbell]

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[najida]

Last night's party.

[ArGee]

The other night I was stopped by a police officer. He walked up to the car and said, "Did you know the speed limit on this street is 35 miles an hour?"

"I know," I said, "but I wasn't planning to be out that long.

Shalom.