Hey, Clemenza! Your name reminds me of something else.
A few summers ago at a garden center my friend bought a clematis (a climbing vine with beautiful blooms).
And some months later I asked my friend how her clematis was, and she said: "It itches."
I stopped all surrounding talk and laughter DEAD in its tracks. :-) Guess I'm a dead shot, heh heh.
I didn't realize what I'd said, and just looked at everyone like there was something wrong with THEM. :-)