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Posted on 01/28/2005 8:50:44 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo hoo! TGIF! After receiving various requests, here is today's OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Enjoy! :) As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
To get started...
No threads allowed, but '80s teen-pop icon Debbie (scuze me, Deborah) Gibson will be in PLAYBOY next month: http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15787,00.html
"Yay, Friday silliness!" :^)
Visit my ULTIMATE vanity thread! : http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1325326/posts
"Sea Creatures Rule! WA-ter! WA-ter!" 
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
What's a dooryard and why is there a car in it? (For you New Englanders.)
LOL
We'll have to settle for DUmmie commentary on Debbie, Deborah, Gibson in Playboy then
THIS
THREAD
IS
GAY
For more Hooters' girl pictures, click here
MUST have the lovely ladies of FR here! :^)
"knock knock"
"Who 'zere?"
"Emerson...."
We've seen these....Is there anything else on your mind?
Well that brought the wife running. Thank you ever so much.
15 years too late Deb
I TOLD him to stop posting my picture!
Good luck Sunday IRAQ! If you don't vote... don't complain.
HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN:
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh
at how you throw.) [Hey ladies, we men just laugh lovingly at how
adorable
you look when you throw... as long as it's not a shoe.]
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the
really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a
vaccine
for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop
this little cartoon has been cracking me up all week!!
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