Posted on 01/27/2005 5:42:07 PM PST by SandRat
Barbara Boxer is set to appear in her lovely Klan gown. Somehow, she always knows exactly what to wear to these parties.
I'd love to attend...Just to stand back and gloat...
...and in a real highlight, Howard Dean will howl at the moon at midnite!
"Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book..."I open my mouth...and stupid falls out."
ROFL! Thanks for posting, this one's a good one!
Drat! I thought I'd heard that Boxer was providing the face painting and was asking for donations to purchase extra tins of the color black.
What about Al Gore? Why doesn't he have a major part in this?
...well,....when you stop laughing or at least slow down enough so you can use the keyboard, ping it around. Let everyone enjoy our unique sense of humor.
he invented the concept of parties didn't you know and we've been ignoring his creative contribution since time began.
"It's my party, and I'll whine if I want to".
...and Robert Byrd will be muttering "Damn! I can't believe she wore the same thing I did!"
Damn! I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me.
Great casting! I can just picture Teddayza on-set giving advice about handling bottles of beer, watching your back in the Grand Canyon scene and ensuring her Gin-Soaked Raisin recipe has the 'proper' amount of gin.
Oprah will give cars to everyone, then pretend she didn't know anything about the taxes.
Madonna will lead the congregation in Kabbalistic performance celebrating her newfound moral consciousness, after which she will sign copies of her 80's book Sex for donations to Bev Harris.
Tim Robbins will introduce his new line of Polartec hats and scarves, called A Chill Wind.
Whoopi Goldberg could not be reached for comment, as she is still washing her mouth out with soap.
Good point. Someone had better go check on him. Last time he missed a party, Tipper found him huddled up against a corner in the Senate chamber in the middle of the night, with the lights off. He was muttering something like "my football..my football..my football".
It's not her recipe, it' my great-grandmother's and it works. I am sure she got it when she was married to a republican and should be banned from using it now. At least till she gets rid of the cabin boy..
I thought SHE was the gin soaked rasin.
You do know that Whoopi for her is also associated with her olfactory offending, less than aromatic public behavior, don't you?
Al Gore has had his straight jacket supersized.
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